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Things are getting a bit weird here in Tennessee. Quote Thieves Allegedly Robbed a Tennessee Convenience Store Using Pythons: 'They Were Just Waving Them Around' The suspects entered the store on March 4 and stole $400 worth of CBD oil, per local police Tennessee police are currently looking for four people who allegedly robbed a convenience store while wielding pythons. Authorities in Madison County shared images from store surveillance footage of the incident on their CrimeStoppers Instagram account in an effort to gain further information about the suspects. They said that two females and two males entered a Citgo in the area on March 4 and stole CBD oil “valued at $400.” Police added that the thieves left in a four-door sedan with a trunk tied with bungee cords. Citigo employee Mayur Raval told local outlet WREG-TV News that he and his brother were working in the store at the time of the robbery. He recalled of the suspects, “They were just waving [the pythons] around and putting them on the counter." He then described one of the pythons as white and another as either brown “or a mix.” Raval also told WREG-TV News that he believes the thieves would have stolen more if there weren’t so many people around at the time. “They pulled their car up to the front of the door,” he continued. “I think they planned to successfully come here and rob the store. The snake is a weapon, you know.” Pythons are non-venomous snakes that can range from 22 inches to 33 feet in length and can weigh up to 250 lbs. They kill their prey through suffocation, wrapping their bodies around their intended target and squeezing, per the San Diego Zoo. Police are urging anyone who may recognize any of the suspects to call Crime Stoppers at 731-424-8477. Quote | ||
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My Brain reading the article....
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Two words ....Fire Extinguisher . One of the best improvised weapons ever and they are usually close by . | |||
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Most scumbags don’t have that much taste. I’m guessing they didn’t pay for the Pythons either. | |||
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https://www.wsmv.com/2025/03/1...le-wielding-pythons/ __________________________________________________ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit! Sigs Owned - A Bunch | |||
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I was expecting really BIG pythons. But those were just babies. Might as well have robbed the place brandishing a puppy. God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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Didn't Marlin Perkins say something about bringing reptiles to a gun fight ? Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Pythons? Haha, you could easily kill one with a stick or moderately sharp knife. These turds would be out 2 snakes double quick if a handgun wasn’t involved. “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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Those two would be in the running for calmest pythons on the planet. I guess the attendant must have been snake-o-phobic? Coulda reached out, scored two pets if he'd had a mind to.
Yes, but those particular pythons probably didn't total more than 5-10 pounds together. | |||
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See… I think I want the 5” barrel. It’s right between… "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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"5 inches is the bare minimum" she said. God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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I think it's time to hit the sack, that just sucked the last bit of brain remaining in my head after a very long day. Good night fellow Pyhonistas. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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