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Colorblind, I thought he was a pickle (which didn't make much sense) _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
I never sausage a stupid logo. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Nice! Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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delicately calloused |
...at least it's not tapered at one end.... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Who does that? CMSGT USAF (Retired) Chief of Police (Retired) | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Fun fact: Turds are tapered so your butthole doesn't slam shut. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Ammoholic |
Don't forget to bring a towel. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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| Life's too short to live by the rules |
Marketing disaster or marketing genius. Thank of all the free viral advertisement they are getting. It's not like they have a reputation to maintain. | |||
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Bad dog! |
They should just go with the whole turd thing. Call the mascot "Denny The Happypoo." Ad: Why is Denny a Happypoo? *the turd speaks* "Well, it only cost $5.99 to make me! Three pancakes, two strips of bacon, and two eggs, sunny side up! And don't forget the pot of coffee for my partner, Denny the Happypee!" *another turd speaks in a French accent* (sorry BH) "Eet cost $153. to make me, sacre bleu!! Yays, dere was escargot to die for, and beef bourguignon, ooh la la, and flamiche...but, you know, eet all goes down the shitter anyways...." Voice Over: Let your waste be poo, not dollars! Eat at Denny's! It all goes down the shitter anyways! ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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To be perfectly serious here, is Denny's really that bad? I think I've eaten there maybe twice in my life, but I don't recall it being awful. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
From them eating their own food, none of them have squeezed out a solid turd in years so they didn't recognize it as such. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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Long answer... yes. Their slogan should be: Eat here, do this ... involuntarily. | |||
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War Damn Eagle! |
LMAO!  It's bad enough it's a turd, but the insult to injury is adding the word "slam" to the slogan. I mean, is "taking a slam" that archaic already?  | |||
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| Delusions of Adequacy |
Next up, their new slogan... "At least we're better than Awful House" I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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I think that is No. 2. ____________________________________________________ ‘‘Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.’’ — Thomas Jefferson's "Commonplace Book," 1774-1776, quoting from On Crimes and Punishment, by criminologist Cesare Beccaria, 1764 | |||
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Didn't the new mascot have a bite part in "Caddy Shack"? . “Leave the Artillerymen alone, they are an obstinate lot. . .” – Napoleon Bonaparte http://poundsstudio.com/ | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Which asshole from Denny's created that? | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
Winner! ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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I saw what you did there.  EasyFire [AT] zianet.com ---------------------------------- NRA Certified Pistol Instructor Colorado Concealed Handgun Permit Instructor Nationwide Agent for > US LawShield > https://www.texaslawshield.com...p.php?promo=ondemand CCW Safe > www.ccwsafe.com/CCHPI | |||
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