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Denny's is getting dragged online over it's crappy new mascot. Another marketing genius slips one by upper management
September 13, 2017, 11:15 PM
casDenny's is getting dragged online over it's crappy new mascot. Another marketing genius slips one by upper management
Colorblind, I thought he was a pickle
(which didn't make much sense)
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September 13, 2017, 11:40 PM
zoom6zoomI never sausage a stupid logo.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. September 14, 2017, 10:04 AM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
I never sausage a stupid logo.
Nice!
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DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. September 14, 2017, 10:41 AM
darthfuster...at least it's not tapered at one end....
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier September 14, 2017, 01:15 PM
HayesGreenerquote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
...at least it's not tapered at one end....
Who does that?
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Chief of Police (Retired)
September 14, 2017, 01:29 PM
Balzé Halzéquote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
...at least it's not tapered at one end....
Fun fact: Turds are tapered so your butthole doesn't slam shut.
~Alan
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September 14, 2017, 01:43 PM
Skins2881Don't forget to bring a towel.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis September 14, 2017, 02:04 PM
cmparrishMarketing disaster or marketing genius. Thank of all the free viral advertisement they are getting. It's not like they have a reputation to maintain.
September 14, 2017, 02:11 PM
justjoeThey should just go with the whole turd thing. Call the mascot "Denny The Happypoo."
Ad:
Why is Denny a Happypoo?
*the turd speaks* "Well, it only cost $5.99 to make me! Three pancakes, two strips of bacon, and two eggs, sunny side up! And don't forget the pot of coffee for my partner, Denny the Happypee!"
*another turd speaks in a French accent* (sorry BH)
"Eet cost $153. to make me, sacre bleu!! Yays, dere was escargot to die for, and beef bourguignon, ooh la la, and flamiche...but, you know, eet all goes down the shitter anyways...."
Voice Over:
Let your waste be poo, not dollars! Eat at Denny's!
It all goes down the shitter anyways!
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September 14, 2017, 02:15 PM
Balzé Halzéquote:
Originally posted by cmparrish:
Marketing disaster or marketing genius. Thank of all the free viral advertisement they are getting. It's not like they have a reputation to maintain.
To be perfectly serious here, is Denny's really that bad?
I think I've eaten there maybe twice in my life, but I don't recall it being awful.
~Alan
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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
September 14, 2017, 02:27 PM
Rey HRHFrom them eating their own food, none of them have squeezed out a solid turd in years so they didn't recognize it as such.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
September 14, 2017, 03:10 PM
Snapping Twigquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
quote:
Originally posted by cmparrish:
Marketing disaster or marketing genius. Thank of all the free viral advertisement they are getting. It's not like they have a reputation to maintain.
To be perfectly serious here, is Denny's really that bad?
I think I've eaten there maybe twice in my life, but I don't recall it being awful.
Long answer...
yes.
Their slogan should be:
Eat here, do this ... involuntarily.
September 14, 2017, 03:16 PM
Snake207quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
...at least it's not tapered at one end....
Fun fact: Turds are tapered so your butthole doesn't slam shut.
LMAO!
It's bad enough it's a turd, but the insult to injury is adding the word "slam" to the slogan.
I mean, is "taking a slam" that archaic already?
September 14, 2017, 03:42 PM
zoom6zoomNext up, their new slogan... "At least we're better than Awful House"
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. September 14, 2017, 04:41 PM
KurtZ66quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
If this was idea #1, I wonder what #2 was?
I think that is No. 2.
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September 14, 2017, 05:13 PM
redleg2/9Didn't the new mascot have a bite part in "Caddy Shack"?
.
September 14, 2017, 05:44 PM
rusbroWhich asshole from Denny's created that?
September 14, 2017, 05:52 PM
Bisleyblackhawkquote:
Originally posted by rusbro:
Which asshole from Denny's created that?
Winner!
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September 15, 2017, 06:56 AM
EasyFirequote:
Originally posted by KurtZ66:
quote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
If this was idea #1, I wonder what #2 was?
I think that is No. 2.
I saw what you did there.
September 15, 2017, 10:20 AM
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