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I thought most carry a deadly potato peeler for self defense. But, let's not overlook the violence it can generate on carrots.... | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! |
No. Only chips. | |||
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon |
So do they only use kids safety scissors there? Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Smarter than the average bear |
Bravo, sir! | |||
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Member |
Ambidextrous full auto peeler - the most deadly kind!! He Is No Fool Who Gives What He Cannot Keep, To Gain That Which He Cannot Lose! | |||
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So let it be written, so let it be done... |
<gulp> We have a BLACK potato peeler in the drawer... 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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Racist! You’re culturally appropriating that potato peeler! | |||
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Member |
Well, wasn't his first beef ... they were keeping an eye on him. ____________________ | |||
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Conveniently located directly above the center of the Earth |
yes, the entire clan of the Idaho Sons of the Spud may be marching in your area sometime SOON!!!! **************~~~~~~~~~~ "I've been on this rock too long to bother with these liars any more." ~SIGforum advisor~ "When the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change, then change will come."~~sigmonkey | |||
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No double standards |
We are taking dinner to some friends this evening, they just had a baby girl. I will be using a potato peeler in my kitchen. Thank goodness I am not in Scotland. "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it" - Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 | |||
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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. |
I don’t see a black handle | |||
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Wait, what? |
And he was just in the process of turning his life arooned... “Remember to get vaccinated or a vaccinated person might get sick from a virus they got vaccinated against because you’re not vaccinated.” - author unknown | |||
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10mm is The Boom of Doom |
Hopefully, he'll get another slice at it. God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
I guess they don't call the cops over there Peelers anymore, eh? I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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semi-reformed sailor |
[cough, cough] Ahem, that sir, is a "Tactical" peeler, and is strictly prohibited. "Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein “You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020 “A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
They plan to deep fry a CVS. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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half-genius, half-wit |
Imagine if he had been carrying a grater!!!!!! His 'crime' would have been a far 'greater' crime then.... tac, just a unbelieving as you are about the whole thing. | |||
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Member |
Tac we’re still saving a spot on the US citizen team for you. | |||
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Raptorman |
Crisps. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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10mm is The Boom of Doom |
Heck, we even have queens just like Y'all do. God Bless and Protect the Once and Future President, Donald John Trump. | |||
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