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I thought most carry a deadly potato peeler for self defense.

But, let's not overlook the violence it can generate on carrots....
 
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Get my pies
outta the oven!

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Originally posted by JALLEN:
Can you make French fries with that thing?


No. Only chips.


 
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So do they only use kids safety scissors there?




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If he were smart, he would've had a couple of potatoes in his pocket as well.


Bravo, sir!
 
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Ambidextrous full auto peeler - the most deadly kind!!


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So let it be written,
so let it be done...
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<gulp> We have a BLACK potato peeler in the drawer...



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<gulp> We have a BLACK potato peeler in the drawer...
Racist! You’re culturally appropriating that potato peeler!
 
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Thank God they caught him in time...


Well, wasn't his first beef ... they were keeping an eye on him.


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Racist! You’re culturally appropriating that potato peeler!


yes, the entire clan of the Idaho Sons of the Spud may be marching in your area sometime SOON!!!!


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We are taking dinner to some friends this evening, they just had a baby girl. I will be using a potato peeler in my kitchen. Thank goodness I am not in Scotland.




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Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli.
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It looks like an assault peeler, good call.


I don’t see a black handle Smile
 
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Wait, what?
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And he was just in the process of turning his life arooned...




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And he was just in the process of turning his life arooned...

Hopefully, he'll get another slice at it.




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I guess they don't call the cops over there Peelers anymore, eh?




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Originally posted by Dzozer:
<gulp> We have a BLACK potato peeler in the drawer...


[cough, cough] Ahem, that sir, is a "Tactical" peeler, and is strictly prohibited.



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Racist! You’re culturally appropriating that potato peeler!


yes, the entire clan of the Idaho Sons of the Spud may be marching in your area sometime SOON!!!!


They plan to deep fry a CVS.





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Imagine if he had been carrying a grater!!!!!!

His 'crime' would have been a far 'greater' crime then....

tac, just a unbelieving as you are about the whole thing.
 
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Tac we’re still saving a spot on the US citizen team for you. Wink
 
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Originally posted by JALLEN:
Can you make French fries with that thing?


No. Only chips.


Crisps.


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Tac we’re still saving a spot on the US citizen team for you. Wink

Heck, we even have queens just like Y'all do.




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