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Scotsman under indictment for carrying a potato peeler in a public place “without reasonable excuse”; faces up to four years in prison
May 03, 2018, 01:07 PM
BirdvolScotsman under indictment for carrying a potato peeler in a public place “without reasonable excuse”; faces up to four years in prison
I thought most carry a deadly potato peeler for self defense.
But, let's not overlook the violence it can generate on carrots....
May 03, 2018, 01:32 PM
PASigquote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
Can you make French fries with that thing?
No. Only chips.
May 03, 2018, 01:39 PM
Lord VaalicSo do they only use kids safety scissors there?
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day May 03, 2018, 01:42 PM
honestlouquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
If he were smart, he would've had a couple of potatoes in his pocket as well.
Bravo, sir!
May 03, 2018, 01:47 PM
prairiefireAmbidextrous full auto peeler - the most deadly kind!!
He Is No Fool Who Gives What He Cannot Keep,
To Gain That Which He Cannot Lose!
May 03, 2018, 01:50 PM
Dzozer<gulp> We have a BLACK potato peeler in the drawer...
'veritas non verba magistri' May 03, 2018, 01:53 PM
PeterGVquote:
Originally posted by Dzozer:
<gulp> We have a BLACK potato peeler in the drawer...
Racist! You’re culturally appropriating that potato peeler!
May 03, 2018, 02:22 PM
RichardCquote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
Thank God they caught him in time...
Well, wasn't his first beef ... they were keeping an eye on him.
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May 03, 2018, 02:33 PM
signewtquote:
Racist! You’re culturally appropriating that potato peeler!
yes, the entire clan of the Idaho Sons of the Spud may be marching in your area sometime SOON!!!!
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May 03, 2018, 03:15 PM
ScoutmasterWe are taking dinner to some friends this evening, they just had a baby girl. I will be using a potato peeler in my kitchen. Thank goodness I am not in Scotland.
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- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 quote:
Originally posted by Angus the Kid:
It looks like an assault peeler, good call.
I don’t see a black handle
May 03, 2018, 04:15 PM
gearhoundsAnd he was just in the process of turning his life arooned...
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Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by gearhounds:
And he was just in the process of turning his life arooned...
Hopefully, he'll get another slice at it.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump. May 03, 2018, 05:59 PM
zoom6zoomI guess they don't call the cops over there Peelers anymore, eh?
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. May 03, 2018, 08:11 PM
MikeinNCquote:
Originally posted by Dzozer:
<gulp> We have a BLACK potato peeler in the drawer...
[cough, cough] Ahem, that sir, is a "Tactical" peeler, and is strictly prohibited.
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Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by signewt:
quote:
Racist! You’re culturally appropriating that potato peeler!
yes, the entire clan of the Idaho Sons of the Spud may be marching in your area sometime SOON!!!!
They plan to deep fry a CVS.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
May 04, 2018, 05:07 AM
tacfoleyImagine if he had been carrying a grater!!!!!!
His 'crime' would have been a far 'greater' crime then....
tac, just a unbelieving as you are about the whole thing.
May 04, 2018, 08:24 AM
LeemurTac we’re still saving a spot on the US citizen team for you.
May 04, 2018, 08:27 AM
Mars_Attacksquote:
Originally posted by PASig:
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
Can you make French fries with that thing?
No. Only chips.
Crisps.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
May 04, 2018, 08:33 AM
Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by Leemur:
Tac we’re still saving a spot on the US citizen team for you.
Heck, we even have queens just like Y'all do.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.