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This guy's wife had suffered a stroke and was in the ICU. They had tried about everything but she was unresponsive. The doc called the husband to one side and said, "In cases like this, oral sex sometimes has provided the needed stimulation. Would you be willing to try that?" The guy agreed and they pulled the curtains around the bed for privacy. Suddenly all of the alarms went off in the nurse's station. They all rushed in and asked what happened. "I dunno", said the guy, "I think she might have choked." When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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HA!  "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Man of few words |
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Not really from Vienna |
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Too funny! _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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quarter MOA visionary |
That was a Norm McDonald joke I believe but still a good one.  | |||
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Similar to this one: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "GARRRGGGG" | |||
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Bad dog! |
You're a bad man, Shugart! A very bad man!  ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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Even worse punchline number 2. She come's around and the guy breaks down crying. When asked what's wrong he says "I coulda saved mom!" _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Doesn't sound "tasteless" to me...... My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Saw that one coming... | |||
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