Tasteless joke of the day...

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December 02, 2018, 01:55 PM

Jim Shugart

Tasteless joke of the day...

This guy's wife had suffered a stroke and was in the ICU. They had tried about everything but she was unresponsive.

The doc called the husband to one side and said, "In cases like this, oral sex sometimes has provided the needed stimulation. Would you be willing to try that?"

The guy agreed and they pulled the curtains around the bed for privacy. Suddenly all of the alarms went off in the nurse's station. They all rushed in and asked what happened.

"I dunno", said the guy, "I think she might have choked."

December 02, 2018, 01:58 PM

Cliff

HA!

"All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."

--Sir Winston Churchill

"The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose."

--James Earl Jones

December 02, 2018, 02:02 PM

remsig

Ha ha!

December 02, 2018, 04:13 PM

arfmel

December 02, 2018, 04:27 PM

229DAK

Too funny!

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December 02, 2018, 04:35 PM

smschulz

That was a Norm McDonald joke I believe but still a good one.

December 02, 2018, 07:47 PM

jimb888

Similar to this one:

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"GARRRGGGG"

December 02, 2018, 07:51 PM

justjoe

You're a bad man, Shugart! A very bad man!

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"You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone."

December 02, 2018, 08:44 PM

Krazeehorse

Even worse punchline number 2. She come's around and the guy breaks down crying. When asked what's wrong he says "I coulda saved mom!"