This guy's wife had suffered a stroke and was in the ICU. They had tried about everything but she was unresponsive.
The doc called the husband to one side and said, "In cases like this, oral sex sometimes has provided the needed stimulation. Would you be willing to try that?"
The guy agreed and they pulled the curtains around the bed for privacy. Suddenly all of the alarms went off in the nurse's station. They all rushed in and asked what happened.
"I dunno", said the guy, "I think she might have choked."
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