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Bisleyblackhawk
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It's all fun and games UNTIL a clean sock mates with a dirty sock...the bastard offspring is the thing of nightmares Eek...

So yes...I mate and wash socks to prevent the horror (think of the children).


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snwghst
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I buy all the same socks, dozen at a time, so there is never an orphan


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Shifferbrains
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Originally posted by senza nome:
I don't want more dirty socks so I only mate the clean ones. Razz


My first thought was that the dirty ones already mated. Big Grin


Now to answer the OP's question, I don't match up the dirties because they will get separated in the wash. So I see the action as wasted energy.
 
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cparktd
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You guys never disappoint.
I was serious, but needed the laughs.

Carry on...


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gpbst3
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Reminds me of the episode of Married with Children when Steve made Marcy safety pins his socks so they always stay together.

When folding the laundry I match socks by the color (or discolored) level and how stretched they are. I just try to find a similar mate.


 
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berto
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Mating socks is what makes them dirty.
 
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bendable
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O of course I do, you heathen
O Nope
O Socks ?
X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJKcdlj-Uiw




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SSgt USMC/Vet
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Wife does laundry every other day so no and she does do a good job keeping them together.
 
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NavyAgShooter
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No sock mating, they're just good friends.
 
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