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Poll: Do you mate your DIRTY socks?

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October 30, 2018, 10:26 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
Poll: Do you mate your DIRTY socks?
It's all fun and games UNTIL a clean sock mates with a dirty sock...the bastard offspring is the thing of nightmares Eek...

So yes...I mate and wash socks to prevent the horror (think of the children).


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October 30, 2018, 10:32 PM
snwghst
I buy all the same socks, dozen at a time, so there is never an orphan


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October 30, 2018, 10:47 PM
Shifferbrains
quote:
Originally posted by senza nome:
I don't want more dirty socks so I only mate the clean ones. Razz


My first thought was that the dirty ones already mated. Big Grin


Now to answer the OP's question, I don't match up the dirties because they will get separated in the wash. So I see the action as wasted energy.
October 31, 2018, 01:56 AM
cparktd
You guys never disappoint.
I was serious, but needed the laughs.

Carry on...


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October 31, 2018, 12:06 PM
gpbst3
Reminds me of the episode of Married with Children when Steve made Marcy safety pins his socks so they always stay together.

When folding the laundry I match socks by the color (or discolored) level and how stretched they are. I just try to find a similar mate.


October 31, 2018, 01:09 PM
berto
Mating socks is what makes them dirty.
October 31, 2018, 04:05 PM
bendable
O of course I do, you heathen
O Nope
O Socks ?
X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJKcdlj-Uiw




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October 31, 2018, 08:01 PM
SSgt USMC/Vet
Wife does laundry every other day so no and she does do a good job keeping them together.
October 31, 2018, 08:06 PM
NavyAgShooter
No sock mating, they're just good friends.