October 30, 2018, 10:26 PM
BisleyblackhawkPoll: Do you mate your DIRTY socks?
It's all fun and games UNTIL a clean sock mates with a dirty sock...the bastard offspring is the thing of nightmares

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So yes...I mate and wash socks to prevent the horror (think of the children).
October 30, 2018, 10:32 PM
snwghstI buy all the same socks, dozen at a time, so there is never an orphan
October 30, 2018, 10:47 PM
Shifferbrainsquote:
Originally posted by senza nome:
I don't want more dirty socks so I only mate the clean ones.
My first thought was that the dirty ones already mated.

Now to answer the OP's question, I don't match up the dirties because they will get separated in the wash. So I see the action as wasted energy.
October 31, 2018, 01:56 AM
cparktdYou guys never disappoint.
I was serious, but needed the laughs.
Carry on...
October 31, 2018, 12:06 PM
gpbst3Reminds me of the episode of Married with Children when Steve made Marcy safety pins his socks so they always stay together.
When folding the laundry I match socks by the color (or discolored) level and how stretched they are. I just try to find a similar mate.
October 31, 2018, 01:09 PM
bertoMating socks is what makes them dirty.
October 31, 2018, 04:05 PM
bendableO of course I do, you heathen
O Nope
O Socks ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJKcdlj-UiwOctober 31, 2018, 08:01 PM
SSgt USMC/VetWife does laundry every other day so no and she does do a good job keeping them together.
October 31, 2018, 08:06 PM
NavyAgShooterNo sock mating, they're just good friends.