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This is kinda funny. You google “Florida man” and your Birthday month and day (example Florida Man August 10) then you post what you find . Mine is...

“Florida man slays routine at Miami Heat dancer tryouts”



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Posts: 13190 | Location: Charlotte, NC | Registered: May 07, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I'll play. No photo, but here's the headline:

Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman

Unique! How many times have you seen a store that is "dressed as Spiderman?"



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Posts: 30702 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter

There is video of 2 fucktards on a moped made for one trying to get away with a 43" flat screen.



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Posts: 23288 | Location: Northern Suburbs of Houston | Registered: November 14, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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On my actual birthday:

Florida man arrested after threatening to "kill 'em with kindness" before attacking neighbors using a machete with "kindness" written on it.
 
Posts: 10973 | Location: SWFL | Registered: October 10, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet Willy’
 
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Florida man charged with throwing toilet at East St. Louis Board of Education

https://fox2now.com/2019/02/21...-board-of-education/
 
Posts: 6633 | Location: Virginia | Registered: December 23, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man 22 years old attacked his mother with a sausage. Eek
 
Posts: 1571 | Location: New Mexico | Registered: March 21, 2017Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man caught gyrating naked on woman’s back porch.


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Posts: 6501 | Location: Cantonment/Perdido Key, Florida | Registered: September 28, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Mine is not funny at all, not going to post it.



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Posts: 20831 | Location: Loudoun County, Virginia | Registered: December 27, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida Man's Penis Shot Could Land Him In Jail
Eek

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Posts: 2338 | Location: Massillon, OH | Registered: January 22, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by trapper189:
On my actual birthday:

Florida man arrested after threatening to "kill 'em with kindness" before attacking neighbors using a machete with "kindness" written on it.
January 11?



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Posts: 30702 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
 
Posts: 2169 | Registered: April 14, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection
 
Posts: 184 | Location: Great Falls VA | Registered: February 03, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature horse.

Thankfully no pictures.






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Posts: 14039 | Location: It was Lat: 33.xxxx Lon: 44.xxxx now it's CA :( | Registered: March 22, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man tries to buy little girl from her mom at Florida Walmart.



So, nothing happened on my birthday that doesn't happen everyday at a Walmart in Florida.




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Posts: 43908 | Location: ...... I am thrice divorced, and I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! (in Arkansas) | Registered: December 20, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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“Florida Man Charged With Throwing Deadly Missiles After Allegedly Attempting to Escape Zombie Attack.”

Bwahahahaha!



 
Posts: 618 | Location: The pointy part of Nevada | Registered: March 03, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Mine:
Florida Man Stabs Woman With Fork Over Undercooked Potato.


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Posts: 16102 | Location: Marquette MI | Registered: July 08, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida man said he stalked family 'to make friends,' deputies say.
 
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Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI
 
Posts: 830 | Location: STL | Registered: January 07, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Florida Man Flies Cross Country To Cut Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend's Penis Off


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Posts: 3625 | Location: Cary, NC | Registered: February 26, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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