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Florida Man Birthday Challenge
March 21, 2019, 05:57 PM
Dusty78Florida Man Birthday Challenge
This is kinda funny. You google “Florida man” and your Birthday month and day (example Florida Man August 10) then you post what you find . Mine is...
“Florida man slays routine at Miami Heat dancer tryouts”
Your turn
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Use thumb-size bullets to create fist-size holes.
March 21, 2019, 06:19 PM
V-TailI'll play. No photo, but here's the headline:
Florida man robs store dressed as SpidermanUnique! How many times have you seen a store that is "dressed as Spiderman?"
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 21, 2019, 06:35 PM
tatortoddFlorida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter
There is video of 2 fucktards on a moped made for one trying to get away with a 43" flat screen.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. March 21, 2019, 06:40 PM
trapper189On my actual birthday:
Florida man arrested after threatening to "kill 'em with kindness" before attacking neighbors using a machete with "kindness" written on it.
March 21, 2019, 06:42 PM
ChicagoSigManFlorida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet Willy’
March 21, 2019, 06:55 PM
DSgrouseFlorida man charged with throwing toilet at East St. Louis Board of Education
https://fox2now.com/2019/02/21...-board-of-education/March 21, 2019, 06:59 PM
GreymannFlorida man 22 years old attacked his mother with a sausage.
March 21, 2019, 07:02 PM
smithnsigFlorida man caught gyrating naked on woman’s back porch.
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TCB all the time...
March 21, 2019, 07:08 PM
Skins2881Mine is not funny at all, not going to post it.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis March 21, 2019, 07:09 PM
birddog1Florida Man's Penis Shot Could Land Him In Jail
This message has been edited. Last edited by: birddog1, March 21, 2019, 07:12 PM
V-Tailquote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
On my actual birthday:
Florida man arrested after threatening to "kill 'em with kindness" before attacking neighbors using a machete with "kindness" written on it.
January 11?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים March 21, 2019, 07:17 PM
sasquatch28Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
March 21, 2019, 07:21 PM
aespositaFlorida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection
March 21, 2019, 07:44 PM
LS1 GTOFlorida man accused of having sex with a miniature horse.
Thankfully no pictures.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
March 21, 2019, 07:57 PM
sigmonkeyFlorida man tries to buy little girl from her mom at Florida Walmart.
So, nothing happened on my birthday that doesn't happen everyday at a Walmart in Florida.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד March 21, 2019, 08:43 PM
Scoobaru“Florida Man Charged With Throwing Deadly Missiles After Allegedly Attempting to Escape Zombie Attack.”
Bwahahahaha!
March 21, 2019, 08:47 PM
YooperSigsMine:
Florida Man Stabs Woman With Fork Over Undercooked Potato.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
March 21, 2019, 08:51 PM
amalsFlorida man said he stalked family 'to make friends,' deputies say.
March 21, 2019, 08:52 PM
1gkekHalf-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI
March 21, 2019, 08:53 PM
Jimbo JonesMine
Florida Man Flies Cross Country To Cut Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend's Penis Off
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