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A Florida man allegedly pretended to have a Middle-Eastern accent when he threatened to blow up a gay bar in West Melbourne, Florida. Florida Man Thought He'd Do Donuts on the Airport Runway. Police Were Not Amused. Not Florida, or a man, but worthy of a mention: AUSTIN, Texas - A woman was arrested after she was caught masturbating in public, but she didn't stop when the handcuffs were placed on her wrists. Sic Semper Tyrannis If you beat your swords into plowshares, you will become farmers for those who didn't! Political Correctness is fascism pretending to be Manners-George Carlin | |||
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Florida Man Burns Racoon Over Eating Mangoes "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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I have to do a repeat on this one. ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt. Hey, at least he wasn't frying chicken. Yeowch! | |||
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Hah! I guess the best people were born on January 11! I did see the helicopter one. A similar incident happened at Orlando Executive Airport with a Cessna 182, while the guy's wife was sitting in the airplane. :sad: הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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"Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested..." __________________________ "just look at the flowers..." | |||
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Missing Florida Man Says He Wants to Heal, Kill People Authorities in Florida are searching for a missing man who they say believes he's God and has been saying he wants to heal and kill people. | |||
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Florida Man Defiles Washing Machine At Soapy's Coin Laundromat, Cops Report The water in Washington won't clear up until we get the pigs out of the creek~Senator John Kennedy | |||
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FLORIDA MAN ATTEMPTS TO CASH $368 BILLION CHECK  JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious. Waters explained to bank officials a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the blank check several months ago for $100 and told Waters the check would clear for any amount of money that Waters wanted to write it for. Waters wanted the $368 billion to start an Italian restaurant. “It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.” In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail. | |||
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MOTHER: FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT   | |||
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Hope they didn't accept a check for bail  Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Drunk, High Florida Men Post Video to Facebook of Themselves Driving Around at 3 AM with Wounded, Possibly Endangered Owl __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Florida man loses 2 fingers in fireworks accident on 3rd of July Somehow I knew it would involve fireworks before I ever looked. _______________________ “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” ― Frank Zappa | |||
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For me, I got these two: Florida man claims he killed, dismembered roommate because he was possibly ‘next mass killer'. Florida man accused of dumping 70 gallons of human feces on the road. | |||
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Florida Man $980,000 tax refund on <$19000 income. Fraud If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by honestlou: FLORIDA MAN ATTEMPTS TO CASH $368 BILLION CHECK JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious. Waters explained to bank officials a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the blank check several months ago for $100 and told Waters the check would clear for any amount of money that Waters wanted to write it for. Waters wanted the $368 billion to start an Italian restaurant. “It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, Priceless reasoning skills!!! | |||
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Florida man fleeing crash found walking naked down highway Best regards, Mark in Michigan | |||
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 http://ace.mu.nu/archives/381067.php "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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Naked man on drugs falsely claimed he planted bomb in Daytona Beach airport: Police Thank goodness there are no pictures -.---.----.. -.---.----.. -.---.----.. It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws. | |||
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Yeah, I've been there and I have to say, it's a pretty ugly airport. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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