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V-Tail
אַרְיֵה
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OP, your examples aren't double entendres
One-liners


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
 
Posts: 32458 | Location: Central Florida, Orlando area | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Wayniac
Sabonim
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Sonata good car.
 
Posts: 1439 | Location: Florida | Registered: September 06, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
preten2b
No ethanol!
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Any man who says he can see thru a woman, is missing a lot!! - Groucho Marx


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
 
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egregore
His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Nothing tops a plain cheese pizza.
 
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Sportshooter
Too soon old,
too late smart
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If you get your leg broke in two places, you need to stay out of those two places.
 
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Dzozer
So let it be written,
so let it be done...
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Did you ever try Chef's chocolate salty balls?


'veritas non verba magistri'
 
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OKCGene
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In a similar vein I greatly enjoy Spoonerisms and Malapropisms.
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Posts: 12160 | Location: Near Hooker Oklahoma, closer to Slapout Oklahoma | Registered: October 26, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
George43
Free men do not ask
permission to bear arms
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I spent the week end in Corpus Christie.

Disappointed, nobody there.


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
 
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Krazeehorse
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I sent this joke to my friend (female) that has published a few books and owns a bookstore.
Man: Do you have the new book on living with a small penis?
Librarian: I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet.
Man: Yes, that's the one!!

My friend replied "I'll find it for you".


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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
 
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.38supersig
My other Sig
is a Steyr.
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Originally posted by Wayniac:
Sonata good car.


Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown.



 
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Chris42
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The head of Human Resources in a company got a call from a counterpart in another company.

“We have an applicant that has worked for you and wants to work for us. What can you tell us about him?”

“You’ll be lucky to get him to work for you.”
 
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OKCGene
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^^^^^^^^^ We HIGHLY recommend him to work someplace else
 
Posts: 12160 | Location: Near Hooker Oklahoma, closer to Slapout Oklahoma | Registered: October 26, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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