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A Fun Thread? Hopefully... Please share your favorite Double Entendre. Homemade, good or bad, it doesn't matter.

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June 18, 2020, 09:30 AM
V-Tail
A Fun Thread? Hopefully... Please share your favorite Double Entendre. Homemade, good or bad, it doesn't matter.
quote:
OP, your examples aren't double entendres
One-liners


הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
June 18, 2020, 10:38 AM
Wayniac
Sonata good car.
June 18, 2020, 10:46 AM
preten2b
Any man who says he can see thru a woman, is missing a lot!! - Groucho Marx


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The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
August 10, 2020, 09:36 PM
egregore
Nothing tops a plain cheese pizza.




"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
August 11, 2020, 07:46 AM
Sportshooter
If you get your leg broke in two places, you need to stay out of those two places.
August 11, 2020, 08:30 AM
Dzozer
Did you ever try Chef's chocolate salty balls?


'veritas non verba magistri'
August 11, 2020, 09:20 AM
OKCGene
In a similar vein I greatly enjoy Spoonerisms and Malapropisms.
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August 11, 2020, 09:55 AM
George43
I spent the week end in Corpus Christie.

Disappointed, nobody there.


A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
August 11, 2020, 10:08 AM
Krazeehorse
I sent this joke to my friend (female) that has published a few books and owns a bookstore.
Man: Do you have the new book on living with a small penis?
Librarian: I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet.
Man: Yes, that's the one!!

My friend replied "I'll find it for you".


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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
August 11, 2020, 04:18 PM
.38supersig
quote:
Originally posted by Wayniac:
Sonata good car.


Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown.




August 11, 2020, 06:57 PM
Chris42
The head of Human Resources in a company got a call from a counterpart in another company.

“We have an applicant that has worked for you and wants to work for us. What can you tell us about him?”

“You’ll be lucky to get him to work for you.”
August 11, 2020, 07:03 PM
OKCGene
^^^^^^^^^ We HIGHLY recommend him to work someplace else