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I'll go first.. I am older now than I have ever been.... I have never had an easy death... I am the only witness to those activities for which the statue of limitations has not run!!! What do you have? EasyFire [AT] zianet.com ---------------------------------- NRA Certified Pistol Instructor Colorado Concealed Handgun Permit Instructor Nationwide Agent for > US LawShield > https://www.texaslawshield.com...p.php?promo=ondemand CCW Safe > www.ccwsafe.com/CCHPI | ||
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Huh? Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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| Ice age heat wave, cant complain.  |
Hmm, maybe I misunderstood what a double entendre was. NRA Life Member Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. | |||
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How do people dance in a nudist camp? Cheek to cheek | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
With bees? | |||
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The next best thing to being invisible, is breakfast. Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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To the lovely young lady I asked "If I said that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires. | |||
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This subject sucks...if you know what I mean | |||
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There was one? | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
My vacuum cleaner sucks.  This message has been edited. Last edited by: egregore, | |||
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Entendre Entendre | |||
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A sailor never leaves his buddy's behind | |||
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"If you make it hard for me I won't hold it against you". Directed to a member of the female persuasion. ------------------------------------------------------------ "I have resolved to fight as long as Marse Robert has a corporal's guard, or until he says give up. He is the man I shall follow or die in the attempt." Feb. 27, 1865 Letter by Sgt. Henry P. Fortson 'B' Co. 31st GA Vol. Inf. | |||
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I’m trying to stop making sexual innuendos but it’s hard...so hard. | |||
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No, I'm serious and don't call me Shirley. | |||
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 Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. | |||
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 I don't see double meanings in any of these.
That's a pun. | |||
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| Too soon old, Too late smart |
I took my girl for a ride in my new car but she said she preferred more thrust OR I told my wife to hurry up, she said I'm coming, I'm coming OP, your examples aren't double entendres _______________________________________ NRA Life Member Member Isaac Walton League I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself | |||
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