"If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird
June 17, 2020, 07:24 PM
MikeGLI
Hmm, maybe I misunderstood what a double entendre was.
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June 17, 2020, 07:29 PM
RHINOWSO
June 17, 2020, 07:39 PM
Mr.Brooks
How do people dance in a nudist camp?
Cheek to cheek
June 17, 2020, 07:47 PM
.38supersig
quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Brooks: How do people dance in a nudist camp?
With bees?
June 17, 2020, 08:13 PM
Lord Vaalic
The next best thing to being invisible, is breakfast.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
June 17, 2020, 08:14 PM
Jimbo Jones
To the lovely young lady I asked "If I said that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
--------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
June 17, 2020, 08:14 PM
egregore
Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires.
June 17, 2020, 08:39 PM
Pyker
This subject sucks...if you know what I mean
June 17, 2020, 08:53 PM
ss9961
There was one?
June 17, 2020, 08:54 PM
egregore
My vacuum cleaner sucks. This message has been edited. Last edited by: egregore,
June 17, 2020, 09:24 PM
ss9961
Entendre Entendre
June 17, 2020, 09:26 PM
av8erman
A sailor never leaves his buddy's behind
June 17, 2020, 11:27 PM
pillboxesghost
"If you make it hard for me I won't hold it against you". Directed to a member of the female persuasion.
------------------------------------------------------------ "I have resolved to fight as long as Marse Robert has a corporal's guard, or until he says give up. He is the man I shall follow or die in the attempt."
Feb. 27, 1865 Letter by Sgt. Henry P. Fortson 'B' Co. 31st GA Vol. Inf.
June 18, 2020, 02:26 AM
P210
I’m trying to stop making sexual innuendos but it’s hard...so hard.
June 18, 2020, 05:16 AM
spunk639
No, I'm serious and don't call me Shirley.
June 18, 2020, 05:42 AM
Shaql
Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.
June 18, 2020, 08:09 AM
egregore
quote:
I am older now than I have ever been....
I have never had an easy death...
I am the only witness to those activities for which the statue of limitations has not run!!!
I don't see double meanings in any of these.
quote:
No, I'm serious and don't call me Shirley.
That's a pun.
June 18, 2020, 08:59 AM
RogB
I took my girl for a ride in my new car but she said she preferred more thrust OR I told my wife to hurry up, she said I'm coming, I'm coming
OP, your examples aren't double entendres
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I don't see double meanings in any of these.