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The only reason why a twenty-something chick would dig (original) Old Spice aftershave would be because it reminded them of their beloved grandfather.

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Originally posted by spunk639:
On a break from court, myself and another attorney who I have been friends with for fifteen or more years and is of our ilk, conservative and believe in the original intent of the Constitution, went for coffee at this small, non chain coffee shop near the courthouse. The twenty something barista who was making the coffees chatted up my colleague about our occupation and where he had gone to college. The barista screamed “woke” and she was very “West Village” and “Cambridgey” in appearance. Now my colleague will engage with anyone, however his answers, are always eyebrow raising and challenges one to keep a straight face while he responds. One distinct response to a question concerning if he wanted cheese on his cheeseburger, was “No, I’m allergic to cheese and it makes my teeth itchy.” Today when this young lady asked where he did his undergraduate work, he replied “Harvard” which wasn’t even remotely close to true, and for his major; “Fifteenth Century Romanian, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.

The Barista, young and cute, I thought was ready to offer to bear his offspring. She was beaming ear to ear, and told him how fascinated she was that he study the history of something so important in today’s world. She looked at him like he invented the wheel. I was so stunned, by her lack of history, common sense and ability to realize she’s being played with. The entire time we had coffee she made talk with my friend that was blatantly like hitting on him and gave him her phone number, despite an obvious twenty year age difference. Walking back to court I just kept shaking my head. Still can’t figure out if it was his response, her reaction or she didn’t know in Romania in the fifteenth century a guy named Vlad the Impaler was kind of in charge of inclusion. Good laugh for the day.

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Originally posted by Krazeehorse:
I don't think she was the only one getting played.

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was blatantly like hitting on him and gave him her phone number

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Originally posted by sjtill:
Had I been single when in medical training, even I could have gotten laid from one end of town to the other.

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Originally posted by jhe888:

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Originally posted by spunk639:
On a break from court, myself and another attorney who I have been friends with for fifteen or more years and is of our ilk, conservative and believe in the original intent of the Constitution, went for coffee at this small, non chain coffee shop near the courthouse. The twenty something barista who was making the coffees chatted up my colleague about our occupation and where he had gone to college. The barista screamed “woke” and she was very “West Village” and “Cambridgey” in appearance. Now my colleague will engage with anyone, however his answers, are always eyebrow raising and challenges one to keep a straight face while he responds. One distinct response to a question concerning if he wanted cheese on his cheeseburger, was “No, I’m allergic to cheese and it makes my teeth itchy.” Today when this young lady asked where he did his undergraduate work, he replied “Harvard” which wasn’t even remotely close to true, and for his major; “Fifteenth Century Romanian, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.

The Barista, young and cute, I thought was ready to offer to bear his offspring. She was beaming ear to ear, and told him how fascinated she was that he study the history of something so important in today’s world. She looked at him like he invented the wheel. I was so stunned, by her lack of history, common sense and ability to realize she’s being played with. The entire time we had coffee she made talk with my friend that was blatantly like hitting on him and gave him her phone number, despite an obvious twenty year age difference. Walking back to court I just kept shaking my head. Still can’t figure out if it was his response, her reaction or she didn’t know in Romania in the fifteenth century a guy named Vlad the Impaler was kind of in charge of inclusion. Good laugh for the day.

She is young, stupid, and indulging her own prejudices in favor of lefty politics and allowed herself to be fooled.

Did he get her number?

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Originally posted by bigdeal:
Sounds like with just a tad more effort he could have gotten a 'hummer' in the men's room.

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Originally posted by sjtill:
Had I been single when in medical training, even I could have gotten laid from one end of town to the other.

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Originally posted by ryan81986:
I should wear my Brooks Brothers suit more often I suppose. Which coffee shop was this?

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Originally posted by spunk639:

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Originally posted by ryan81986:
I should wear my Brooks Brothers suit more often I suppose. Which coffee shop was this?

3-4K suits and 10k watch, represents alleged OC types.

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Originally posted by spunk639:
We were in Salem. Almost as lefty as Cambridge.