Getting coffee with a colleague today, and he was asked by the barista what his undergraduate degree was in.
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The only reason why a twenty-something chick would dig (original) Old Spice aftershave would be because it reminded them of their beloved grandfather.
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September 13, 2022, 09:51 AM
Krazeehorse
I don't think she was the only one getting played.
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September 13, 2022, 10:46 AM
jhe888
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Originally posted by spunk639: On a break from court, myself and another attorney who I have been friends with for fifteen or more years and is of our ilk, conservative and believe in the original intent of the Constitution, went for coffee at this small, non chain coffee shop near the courthouse. The twenty something barista who was making the coffees chatted up my colleague about our occupation and where he had gone to college. The barista screamed “woke” and she was very “West Village” and “Cambridgey” in appearance. Now my colleague will engage with anyone, however his answers, are always eyebrow raising and challenges one to keep a straight face while he responds. One distinct response to a question concerning if he wanted cheese on his cheeseburger, was “No, I’m allergic to cheese and it makes my teeth itchy.” Today when this young lady asked where he did his undergraduate work, he replied “Harvard” which wasn’t even remotely close to true, and for his major; “Fifteenth Century Romanian, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.
The Barista, young and cute, I thought was ready to offer to bear his offspring. She was beaming ear to ear, and told him how fascinated she was that he study the history of something so important in today’s world. She looked at him like he invented the wheel. I was so stunned, by her lack of history, common sense and ability to realize she’s being played with. The entire time we had coffee she made talk with my friend that was blatantly like hitting on him and gave him her phone number, despite an obvious twenty year age difference. Walking back to court I just kept shaking my head. Still can’t figure out if it was his response, her reaction or she didn’t know in Romania in the fifteenth century a guy named Vlad the Impaler was kind of in charge of inclusion. Good laugh for the day.
She is young, stupid, and indulging her own prejudices in favor of lefty politics and allowed herself to be fooled.
Did he get her number?
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September 13, 2022, 10:48 AM
nasig
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Originally posted by Krazeehorse: I don't think she was the only one getting played.
yep. she's had a lot more practice and in that regard he is out of her leaque
September 13, 2022, 10:59 AM
nhtagmember
there is a reason why she is schlepping coffee and not doing brain surgery
September 13, 2022, 11:25 AM
HRK
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was blatantly like hitting on him and gave him her phone number
So he's gonna call, right?
September 13, 2022, 11:49 AM
ZSMICHAEL
September 13, 2022, 11:56 AM
Hamden106
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Originally posted by sjtill: Had I been single when in medical training, even I could have gotten laid from one end of town to the other.
Didn't work for physics majors. Math minor didn't help either. What did work was student employment as school intramural director.
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September 13, 2022, 12:08 PM
nhracecraft
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Originally posted by jhe888:
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Originally posted by spunk639: On a break from court, myself and another attorney who I have been friends with for fifteen or more years and is of our ilk, conservative and believe in the original intent of the Constitution, went for coffee at this small, non chain coffee shop near the courthouse. The twenty something barista who was making the coffees chatted up my colleague about our occupation and where he had gone to college. The barista screamed “woke” and she was very “West Village” and “Cambridgey” in appearance. Now my colleague will engage with anyone, however his answers, are always eyebrow raising and challenges one to keep a straight face while he responds. One distinct response to a question concerning if he wanted cheese on his cheeseburger, was “No, I’m allergic to cheese and it makes my teeth itchy.” Today when this young lady asked where he did his undergraduate work, he replied “Harvard” which wasn’t even remotely close to true, and for his major; “Fifteenth Century Romanian, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion.
The Barista, young and cute, I thought was ready to offer to bear his offspring. She was beaming ear to ear, and told him how fascinated she was that he study the history of something so important in today’s world. She looked at him like he invented the wheel. I was so stunned, by her lack of history, common sense and ability to realize she’s being played with. The entire time we had coffee she made talk with my friend that was blatantly like hitting on him and gave him her phone number, despite an obvious twenty year age difference. Walking back to court I just kept shaking my head. Still can’t figure out if it was his response, her reaction or she didn’t know in Romania in the fifteenth century a guy named Vlad the Impaler was kind of in charge of inclusion. Good laugh for the day.
She is young, stupid, and indulging her own prejudices in favor of lefty politics and allowed herself to be fooled.
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September 13, 2022, 02:59 PM
spunk639
I highly doubt he would call, he sees shrills a mile away, and she was dumb in some regards, but saw the clothes, the watch and the occupation and that fueled a certain cha-Ching gene.
September 13, 2022, 03:14 PM
ryan81986
I should wear my Brooks Brothers suit more often I suppose. Which coffee shop was this?
September 13, 2022, 06:02 PM
spunk639
We were in Salem. Almost as lefty as Cambridge.
September 13, 2022, 06:05 PM
Blackmore
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Originally posted by bigdeal: Sounds like with just a tad more effort he could have gotten a 'hummer' in the men's room.
Harvard? If he'd said Oberlin or Evergreen she would have dragged him into the men's room by his tie before the conversation went any further.
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September 13, 2022, 06:07 PM
sigmoid
Well, at least she was interested in his gun
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September 13, 2022, 06:34 PM
bald1
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Originally posted by sjtill: Had I been single when in medical training, even I could have gotten laid from one end of town to the other.
Dr Kildare lookalike?
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September 13, 2022, 06:39 PM
spunk639
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Originally posted by ryan81986: I should wear my Brooks Brothers suit more often I suppose. Which coffee shop was this?
3-4K suits and 10k watch, represents alleged OC types.
September 13, 2022, 07:10 PM
ryan81986
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Originally posted by spunk639:
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Originally posted by ryan81986: I should wear my Brooks Brothers suit more often I suppose. Which coffee shop was this?
3-4K suits and 10k watch, represents alleged OC types.
Hey man, I'm a public servant. I gotta make my Wrentham Outlet BB and $300 Citizen watch play the part.
September 13, 2022, 07:12 PM
ryan81986
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Originally posted by spunk639: We were in Salem. Almost as lefty as Cambridge.
LMAO, I went to college in Salem. I bet I can guess which one.
September 13, 2022, 09:34 PM
Rey HRH
The story in the OP made me smile. Very entertaining.
I like to say outlandish things with a straight face as I build up to it.
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