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I don't think I'm tactical enough.... #1 I don't have a beard. #2 I don't own a Pit-bull. I have a Sheltie.... #3 I don't have a 1,2,3,4,5...10 point sling on my AR #4 I don't have 33 inch tires on a Dually 550 series truck. I have a stock Nissan Frontier. #5 I don't smoke a cigar and drink Moonshine. Am I missing anything. "da evil Count Glockula."-Para | ||
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Fighting the good fight |
#6 I don't wear ballcaps with velcro fields covered with morale patches. #7 I don't have a Molon Labe tattoo. #8 I don't refer to myself as a "Sheepdog" nor do I clothe myself with "Sheepdog" paraphernalia. #9 I don't have a "truck gun". #10 I don't "run" any firearms... but I do carry and shoot them. #11 I don't trick out my guns with Punisher skull accouterments. #12 I don't festoon my vehicle with gun stickers. (But I do wear 5.11 pants fairly often... They're comfortable, durable, and best of all: free.) | |||
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Now in Florida |
#8 I don't scan and assess after each volley at the range. | |||
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#11: I don’t have a YETI sticker on my vehicle. ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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#12: I still "practice", not "train" | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
#TBD - I don't have a PEQ15 IR illuminator and NOT own NVGs (the pinnacle of uber tactical-dork-dom). | |||
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#13 I don’t talk with my hand like I’m slicing the pie #14 I don’t talk in SOCOM acronyms #15 I don’t wear 5.11, Vertx or Propper’s on a daily basis. ______________________________ Men who carry guns for a living do not seek reward outside of the guild. The most cherished gift is a nod from his peers. | |||
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#16- I buy a $500 pistol, and $3000 in ammo instead of spending $3500 on the same pistol with useless additions in attempts to accomplish the same thing. | |||
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Bolt Thrower |
What's wrong with moonshine? | |||
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| Speling Champ |
I don’t refer to myself as an operator, operating operationally. I don’t own a platform. | |||
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...and Cigars? -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Laughing out loud at this one. Glad I'm home alone.... Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry "Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) | |||
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Serenity now! |
I'm lousy at OP-SEC, telling my wife whenever I go to the store. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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| Too soon old, Too late smart |
I have a stock on my rifle, not furniture. What pretentious idiot came up with that? _______________________________________ NRA Life Member Member Isaac Walton League I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself | |||
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| Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
Well, if you are missing something, so am I. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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| To Do What is Right and Just |
That is my favorite hands down. I bought this dbal and its fucking worthless without NVG's. But it looks cool as shit on my battle worn mk18 truck gun. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
I don't even own an EBR - am I even a man? Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Jack of All Trades, Master of Nothing  |
But do you have one of these stickers on your cooler? https://www.shiticoolers.com My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. | |||
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#42 I only have one truck gun, and its a pistol. Used guns deserve a home too | |||
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[insert #] - I carry a snubnose revolver.  "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts." Sherlock Holmes | |||
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