I don 't luxuriate in the traditonal essence of Hoppe's #9.

OK, I guess I do.

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Originally posted by Voshterkoff:
What's wrong with moonshine?

And a truck gun?

That's where I keep my Mosin. . .

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#1 I don't have a beard.
#2 I don't own a Pit-bull. I have a Sheltie....
#3 I don't have a 1,2,3,4,5...10 point sling on my AR
#4 I don't have 33 inch tires on a Dually 550 series truck. I have a stock Nissan Frontier.
#5 I don't smoke a cigar and drink Moonshine.

I don't have or do any of those things either.

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:

#8 I don't refer to myself as a "Sheepdog" nor do I clothe myself with "Sheepdog" paraphernalia.

That "sheepdog" sh...enanigans irks me. Yeah, the sheepdog does protect the sheep from external threats, but only so they can be exploited, after which they are slaughtered. And if the sheepdog fails to perform it will meet the same fate.

#TBD2 - I don't put 'new shoes' on a handgun.
#TBD3 - My mood doesn't decide which gun I carry on a particular day.
#TBD4 - I don't think my weapons are alive or have feelings.
#TBD5 - 'Looks' aren't a primary factor in weapon or accessory selection.

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Originally posted by JR78:
#13 I don’t talk with my hand like I’m slicing the pie
#14 I don’t talk in SOCOM acronyms
#15 I don’t wear 5.11, Vertx or Propper’s on a daily basis.

I confess that I do wear 5.11 pants regularly. However, I live in California and I believe they just made it illegal to be tacticool

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Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
#8 I don't scan and assess after each volley at the range.

That actually doesn't seem like a bad idea, if you actually look at and see or note things and don't just go through the head motions. You can develop "tunnel vision" under stress and miss other attackers outside your field of vision. Could a trainer weigh in on this?

#98 I don't have a 5.56 cartridge case on my keychain.

#99 I don't have an "insured by S&W" sticker on my truck.

I still put Pachmayr grips on my 1911s.

I don't have a tactical backpack covered with scary morale patches.....

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Originally posted by Elk Hunter:

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Originally posted by ThankGod4Sig:
I don't think I'm tactical enough....

#1 I don't have a beard.
#2 I don't own a Pit-bull. I have a Sheltie....
#3 I don't have a 1,2,3,4,5...10 point sling on my AR
#4 I don't have 33 inch tires on a Dually 550 series truck. I have a stock Nissan Frontier.
#5 I don't smoke a cigar and drink Moonshine.


Am I missing anything.

Well, if you are missing something, so am I.

Me, too...wait--I do have a beard.

flashguy

crap, I've been doing it wrong. I'm Oscar Mike, out.

I'm too fat to appendix carry and I have no cool tats covering my not so ripped and conditioned body. I do run a tactical goatee though.

I'm in trouble I guess....

I wear 5.11 boots a lot but they are the most comfortable thing next to bare feet after 47 years of pounding my feet on concrete in car dealerships.

My range bag says "Glock", it was a karma from about 2005 or so from a member in OKC

I only have one item of NRA clothing, a sweatshirt I got at an event.

No gun stickers, punisher skull tire cover or gun plate on the Jeep

Where does this leave me at?

#17 I don't have tattoos on my forearms.
#18 I don't wear my sunglasses in the house.
(and ditto on the revolver)

GGF

The "furniture" thing probably comes from ARs.

I've never heard someone ask what sort of furniture they've got on an M14, or Mini-14, or bolt gun...ya know, traditionally-stocked firearms, where it's one piece.

However, "what stock, pistol grip, and foregrip do you have" is quite a bit more of a mouthful than "what furniture." Right?

This parallels Jeff Foxworthy’s, you might be a red neck...

#TBD6 - I don't subscribe to the fantasy that I'll use my knife to fight to my pistol and then my pistol to fight to my rifle.

#TBD7 - None of my guns accuracy are defined by terms like "scary, deadly, or crazy".

#TBD8 - I don't think it's easier to stash guns all over the house in an attempt to not keep one on my person in said house.

#23-My favorite gun is finished in rainbow titanium

I don't even have a carry rotation. Same two,everyday.

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Originally posted by Rob Decker:
The "furniture" thing probably comes from ARs.

I've never heard someone ask what sort of furniture they've got on an M14, or Mini-14, or bolt gun...ya know, traditionally-stocked firearms, where it's one piece.

However, "what stock, pistol grip, and foregrip do you have" is quite a bit more of a mouthful than "what furniture." Right?

Actually, I think "furniture" probably was derived from wooden stocks--most furniture is made of wood.

flashguy