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As a gun owner......

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March 25, 2018, 03:36 PM
ThankGod4Sig
As a gun owner......
I don't think I'm tactical enough....

#1 I don't have a beard.
#2 I don't own a Pit-bull. I have a Sheltie....
#3 I don't have a 1,2,3,4,5...10 point sling on my AR
#4 I don't have 33 inch tires on a Dually 550 series truck. I have a stock Nissan Frontier.
#5 I don't smoke a cigar and drink Moonshine.


Am I missing anything.


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March 25, 2018, 03:38 PM
RogueJSK
#6 I don't wear ballcaps with velcro fields covered with morale patches.
#7 I don't have a Molon Labe tattoo.
#8 I don't refer to myself as a "Sheepdog" nor do I clothe myself with "Sheepdog" paraphernalia.
#9 I don't have a "truck gun".
#10 I don't "run" any firearms... but I do carry and shoot them.
#11 I don't trick out my guns with Punisher skull accouterments.
#12 I don't festoon my vehicle with gun stickers.

(But I do wear 5.11 pants fairly often... They're comfortable, durable, and best of all: free.)
March 25, 2018, 03:43 PM
ChicagoSigMan
#8 I don't scan and assess after each volley at the range.
March 25, 2018, 03:44 PM
PowerSurge
#11: I don’t have a YETI sticker on my vehicle.


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March 25, 2018, 03:48 PM
MNSIG
#12: I still "practice", not "train"
March 25, 2018, 03:50 PM
RHINOWSO
#TBD - I don't have a PEQ15 IR illuminator and NOT own NVGs (the pinnacle of uber tactical-dork-dom).
March 25, 2018, 03:51 PM
JR78
#13 I don’t talk with my hand like I’m slicing the pie
#14 I don’t talk in SOCOM acronyms
#15 I don’t wear 5.11, Vertx or Propper’s on a daily basis.


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March 25, 2018, 03:53 PM
jljones
#16- I buy a $500 pistol, and $3000 in ammo instead of spending $3500 on the same pistol with useless additions in attempts to accomplish the same thing.



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March 25, 2018, 03:56 PM
Voshterkoff
What's wrong with moonshine?
March 25, 2018, 03:56 PM
OcCurt
I don’t refer to myself as an operator, operating operationally.

I don’t own a platform.
March 25, 2018, 03:59 PM
newtoSig765
quote:
Originally posted by Voshterkoff:
What's wrong with moonshine?

...and Cigars?


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March 25, 2018, 04:00 PM
IntrepidTraveler
quote:
Originally posted by PowerSurge:
#11: I don’t have a YETI sticker on my vehicle.

Laughing out loud at this one. Glad I'm home alone....



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March 25, 2018, 04:23 PM
4x5
I'm lousy at OP-SEC, telling my wife whenever I go to the store.


Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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March 25, 2018, 04:27 PM
RogB
I have a stock on my rifle, not furniture. What pretentious idiot came up with that?


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March 25, 2018, 04:28 PM
Elk Hunter
quote:
Originally posted by ThankGod4Sig:
I don't think I'm tactical enough....

#1 I don't have a beard.
#2 I don't own a Pit-bull. I have a Sheltie....
#3 I don't have a 1,2,3,4,5...10 point sling on my AR
#4 I don't have 33 inch tires on a Dually 550 series truck. I have a stock Nissan Frontier.
#5 I don't smoke a cigar and drink Moonshine.


Am I missing anything.


Well, if you are missing something, so am I.


Elk

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March 25, 2018, 04:30 PM
smpsmp
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
#TBD - I don't have a PEQ15 IR illuminator and NOT own NVGs (the pinnacle of uber tactical-dork-dom).


That is my favorite hands down. I bought this dbal and its fucking worthless without NVG's. But it looks cool as shit on my battle worn mk18 truck gun.
March 25, 2018, 04:30 PM
PHPaul
I don't even own an EBR - am I even a man?



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March 25, 2018, 04:37 PM
2000Z-71
quote:
Originally posted by PowerSurge:
#11: I don’t have a YETI sticker on my vehicle.

But do you have one of these stickers on your cooler?

https://www.shiticoolers.com



My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
March 25, 2018, 04:42 PM
fatmanspencer
#42 I only have one truck gun, and its a pistol.


Used guns deserve a home too
March 25, 2018, 04:48 PM
henryarnaud
[insert #] - I carry a snubnose revolver.




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