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slabsides45
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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers
 
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I'm searching for the Fountain of Middle Age at this point in life (reference to "Back To School").
 
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Originally posted by lkdr1989:
Get yourself a cheap burner dating phone,


Google Voice also lets you set up a separate number, with calls and texts to/from that separate Google number handled through your real phone without exposing your real number.


Don't use your real name on the first date and use a rental car vs. your own.



“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.”
― Ronald Reagan

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Sounds like she had a lot of addresses that she was trying to keep up with...
Not that. One of those gals who has been beautiful her whole life (e.g. cheerleader in both high school and college), and everybody always bent over backwards for her so she didn't take much personal responsibility. Major princess complex. As the saying goes - no matter how hot a gal is some guy is sick of her shit and I was that guy. I don't think anybody had ever dumped her before.

Somebody else always buys them their drinks at a bar/club, everyone is so nice, makes friends easily, likes guys who are fun and aren't conceited... Roll Eyes
 
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This is the worst PSA thread ever...lols
 
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Yes, unless you had her tied up in the trunk when you brought her to your house.
With a nickname of "The Ice Cream Man", kind of gives ya the willies Wink
 
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RogueJSK
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Well, we know he has access to large amounts of freezer space...
 
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I quit going to their house. Many years ago, I was getting busy with a chick at her house when I heard and odd, whirring sound coming from the closet. Turns out there was a guy in the closet with an 8mm camera. It was her husband, who liked to watch. Exit, stage left.
 
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RogueJSK
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So you can't bring them home, and apparently you can't go to their house either...

I guess the only options are to invest in a car with a spacious back seat, or set aside funds for the hourly rate at the No-Tell Motel.

Big Grin
 
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Celibacy is looking better and better, isn't it?


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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RogueJSK
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Cheaper too.

BTW, as a recent divorcee who's faced with possibly heading back into the dating pool for the first time in 12ish years, this thread is very timely. Thanks guys. Big Grin
 
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Yes, unless you had her tied up in the trunk when you brought her to your house.

He did, but forgot to turn her phone off!

Details matter.



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anybody wanna borrow my '62 Oldsmobile?
 
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What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???

 
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^^^ Ain’t that the truth!!


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
 
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anybody wanna borrow my '62 Oldsmobile?


Personally I prefer a 77 Lincoln Continental, back seat is huge <<wink wink nudge nudge>>

And if it doesn't pan out you can put her in the trunk with the others.
 
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