PSA for middle aged bachelors about phones

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"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving."
-Dr. Adrian Rogers

August 24, 2020, 01:18 PM

rat2306

I'm searching for the Fountain of Middle Age at this point in life (reference to "Back To School").

August 24, 2020, 01:21 PM

95flhr

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
quote:
Originally posted by lkdr1989:
Get yourself a cheap ~~burner~~ dating phone,

Google Voice also lets you set up a separate number, with calls and texts to/from that separate Google number handled through your real phone without exposing your real number.

Don't use your real name on the first date and use a rental car vs. your own.

“Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.”
― Ronald Reagan

Retired old fart

August 24, 2020, 01:27 PM

corsair

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Originally posted by tatortodd:
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Originally posted by ChuckFinley:
Sounds like she had a lot of addresses that she was trying to keep up with...
Not that. One of those gals who has been beautiful her whole life (e.g. cheerleader in both high school and college), and everybody always bent over backwards for her so she didn't take much personal responsibility. Major princess complex. As the saying goes - no matter how hot a gal is some guy is sick of her shit and I was that guy. I don't think anybody had ever dumped her before.

Somebody else always buys them their drinks at a bar/club, everyone is so nice, makes friends easily, likes guys who are fun and aren't conceited...

August 24, 2020, 01:37 PM

Pyker

This is the worst PSA thread ever...lols

August 24, 2020, 01:43 PM

BuckRogers2000

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Originally posted by braillediver:
Yes, unless you had her tied up in the trunk when you brought her to your house.

With a nickname of "The Ice Cream Man", kind of gives ya the willies

August 24, 2020, 01:53 PM

RogueJSK

Well, we know he has access to large amounts of freezer space...

August 24, 2020, 02:54 PM

Fredward

I quit going to their house. Many years ago, I was getting busy with a chick at her house when I heard and odd, whirring sound coming from the closet. Turns out there was a guy in the closet with an 8mm camera. It was her husband, who liked to watch. Exit, stage left.

August 24, 2020, 03:49 PM

RogueJSK

So you can't bring them home, and apparently you can't go to their house either...

I guess the only options are to invest in a car with a spacious back seat, or set aside funds for the hourly rate at the No-Tell Motel.

August 24, 2020, 03:52 PM

YooperSigs

Celibacy is looking better and better, isn't it?

August 24, 2020, 04:22 PM

RogueJSK

Cheaper too.

BTW, as a recent divorcee who's faced with possibly heading back into the dating pool for the first time in 12ish years, this thread is very timely. Thanks guys.

August 24, 2020, 04:48 PM

Fenris

quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:
quote:
Originally posted by braillediver:
Yes, unless you had her tied up in the trunk when you brought her to your house.

He did, but forgot to turn her phone off!

Details matter.

August 24, 2020, 07:55 PM

LtJL

anybody wanna borrow my '62 Oldsmobile?

August 24, 2020, 08:56 PM

911Boss

August 24, 2020, 09:01 PM

PowerSurge

^^^ Ain’t that the truth!!

August 25, 2020, 07:42 PM

dewhorse

quote:
Originally posted by LtJL:
anybody wanna borrow my '62 Oldsmobile?

Personally I prefer a 77 Lincoln Continental, back seat is huge <<wink wink nudge nudge>>

And if it doesn't pan out you can put her in the trunk with the others.