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Guy at work did. He said... "I love my dick, I always wash first". Some people spread happiness wherever they go… some whenever they go. | |||
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I learned the hard way after slicing up some habaneros. Right after I was done and got them thrown on my pizza I had to go BAD.. And I didn't even give a second thought to washing my hands first. I spent nearly 30 minutes in the shower using any and every soap I had within reach to try to get the burning to stop. I did eventually get the pizza in the oven and the pizza was great. ________________________ | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
*FAKE NEWS* I spent some time on a few AF bases, there aren’t any urinals, they all sit to pee. Me and the other jarheads just used their sinks  What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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I worked in hospitals servicing autoclaves and cleaning equipment, so I had to take classes on infectious diseases, then there was the covid operation. Been carrying my own pen in my pocket for a long, long time, so when I get asked to "sign here", I use my own pen, not the one everyone and their jaundiced brother used. Since I have been washing my hands EVERY time I come in the house from wherever chores take me to stores or other venues, I have reduced illness with colds & flu by probably 80%. I wash after a leak at home... not so often because I don't piss on my hands and I am convinced it's clean enough to eat, I have suggested others do so on occasion, but so far limited (zero) success. On the road, aways wash, before and after. Public restrooms are non-inspirational. | |||
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| The Ice Cream Man |
Yeah…. When I was still in labs, absolutely. Used to be jokes posted about “chemists wash their hands before using the bathroom,” etc. | |||
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Working EMS and LE has caused me to wash my hands after every interaction. God forbid I use oe of those touch screens at Mickey D's. That's a petri dish waiting for the opportune moment. | |||
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Picked up a prescription. Pharmacy clerk wanted me to sign on a touch screen. I asked, "Who was the last person that touched this? How clean were their hands?" Odds are that if someone is picking up medication from a pharmacy, either that person is sick, or is in contact with somebody who is sick. Sorry, I'm not touching that screen. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Spread the Disease |
Only if my hands are filthy. If you are THAT worried about germs, you undo everything you just did by pre-washing when you touch your pants/belt/underwear to get your junk out to piss. I suggest wearing a dress and learning to squat then. ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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A Grateful American |
^^^  "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד | |||
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Used to work with a guy who washed before peeing but not after. Always said my hands might be dirty as they touched a lot of things but I know where my dick has been. | |||
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| Just because you can, doesn't mean you should |
That's why we are here, to learn things we didn't know. Now let me go and wash my hands. ___________________________ Avoid buying ChiCom/CCP products whenever possible. | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
Many years ago I worked with a trio of Filipino guys and two of them washed their hands before using the bathroom. One day I asked the youngest guy what that was about. He said if his hands were clean before using the bathroom, nothing would get dirty for him to wash them after using the bathroom. _____________ | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
While I never came up close to see exactly what he was doing with his junk, I used to work with a guy (and I don't know who he was) who pulled his pants down while standing in front of the urinal. I saw it at least a couple of different times. I could not figure out the reason. Now, I'm thinking maybe his fly opening wasn't big enough to pull his dick through? "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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His dick or his hands? Q | |||
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| Spread the Disease |
That's what I go with. ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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I always figured if I want a woman to put either set of lips anywhere near it, I best keep it as clean as I can. Also, I was exposed to Hydrofluoric acid daily at work for several years. NOT something u want to get on your junk. A Perpetual Disappointment... | |||
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| Looking at life thru a windshield  |
If you have ever been zipper bitten you might want to avoid pulling it thru there too. | |||
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