Guy at work did. He said...

"I love my dick, I always wash first".

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Originally posted by RichardC:
After slicing & dicing jalapenos in the kitchen ...

I learned the hard way after slicing up some habaneros. Right after I was done and got them thrown on my pizza I had to go BAD.. And I didn't even give a second thought to washing my hands first. I spent nearly 30 minutes in the shower using any and every soap I had within reach to try to get the burning to stop. I did eventually get the pizza in the oven and the pizza was great.

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Marine enters the head, notices a USAF Airman leaving the urinal, and heading for the door.

Marine calls out: "The Corps taught us to always wash our hands after urinating!"

The Airman replied; "The Air Force taught us to not piss on our hands..."


Semper Manus Lava

*FAKE NEWS*

I spent some time on a few AF bases, there aren’t any urinals, they all sit to pee. Me and the other jarheads just used their sinks

I worked in hospitals servicing autoclaves and cleaning equipment, so I had to take classes on infectious diseases, then there was the covid operation.


Been carrying my own pen in my pocket for a long, long time, so when I get asked to "sign here", I use my own pen, not the one everyone and their jaundiced brother used.

Since I have been washing my hands EVERY time I come in the house from wherever chores take me to stores or other venues, I have reduced illness with colds & flu by probably 80%.

I wash after a leak at home... not so often because I don't piss on my hands and I am convinced it's clean enough to eat, I have suggested others do so on occasion, but so far limited (zero) success. On the road, aways wash, before and after. Public restrooms are non-inspirational.

Yeah…. When I was still in labs, absolutely. Used to be jokes posted about “chemists wash their hands before using the bathroom,” etc.

Working EMS and LE has caused me to wash my hands after every interaction. God forbid I use oe of those touch screens at Mickey D's. That's a petri dish waiting for the opportune moment.

Picked up a prescription. Pharmacy clerk wanted me to sign on a touch screen. I asked, "Who was the last person that touched this? How clean were their hands?"

Odds are that if someone is picking up medication from a pharmacy, either that person is sick, or is in contact with somebody who is sick. Sorry, I'm not touching that screen.

Only if my hands are filthy. If you are THAT worried about germs, you undo everything you just did by pre-washing when you touch your pants/belt/underwear to get your junk out to piss. I suggest wearing a dress and learning to squat then.

^^^

Used to work with a guy who washed before peeing but not after. Always said my hands might be dirty as they touched a lot of things but I know where my dick has been.

That's why we are here, to learn things we didn't know.
Now let me go and wash my hands.

Many years ago I worked with a trio of Filipino guys and two of them washed their hands before using the bathroom. One day I asked the youngest guy what that was about. He said if his hands were clean before using the bathroom, nothing would get dirty for him to wash them after using the bathroom.

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Originally posted by 911Boss:

Would then undo his trousers, pull pants and underwear waistband down then under his junk, balancing it on the underwear waistband and handle “targeting” by adjusting waistband accordingly. Bounce it a couple times before pulling underwear down and returning himself inside his shorts, then button up and buckle his belt.

While I never came up close to see exactly what he was doing with his junk, I used to work with a guy (and I don't know who he was) who pulled his pants down while standing in front of the urinal.

I saw it at least a couple of different times. I could not figure out the reason. Now, I'm thinking maybe his fly opening wasn't big enough to pull his dick through?

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Originally posted by cparktd:
Guy at work did. He said...

"I love my dick, I always wash first".

His dick or his hands?

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Originally posted by Rey HRH:
Now, I'm thinking maybe his fly opening wasn't big enough to pull his dick through?

That's what I go with.

I always figured if I want a woman to put either set of lips anywhere near it, I best keep it as clean as I can.
Also, I was exposed to Hydrofluoric acid daily at work for several years. NOT something u want to get on your junk.

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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:

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Originally posted by Rey HRH:
Now, I'm thinking maybe his fly opening wasn't big enough to pull his dick through?

That's what I go with.

If you have ever been zipper bitten you might want to avoid pulling it thru there too.