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Sigmanic
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The only thing that I found surprising in this article was that the pimps drove off in a "minivan". WTF is the world coming to?


Practical Pimps?




Stolen van.
 
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I highly suspect now, his family will still get to move.

Only he won't be with them.


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trapper189
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Originally posted by SPWAMike0317:
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Originally posted by straightshooter01:
The only thing that I found surprising in this article was that the pimps drove off in a "minivan". WTF is the world coming to?


Practical Pimps?




Stolen van.


Who steals a mini-van? Wannabe soccer mom thugs?
 
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Sigmanic
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Originally posted by SPWAMike0317:
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Originally posted by straightshooter01:
The only thing that I found surprising in this article was that the pimps drove off in a "minivan". WTF is the world coming to?


Practical Pimps?




Stolen van.


Who steals a mini-van? Wannabe soccer mom thugs?




Worthless, tasteless, drug-infested dregs of society that lift anything they can get their hands on. Eek

Truthfully, I don't know how they acquired their van, I'm just throwing out my reasoned hypothesis. Maybe they just drive around a mini-van because it's low key, gets decent mileage and works well to haul around their ho's.
 
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straightshooter01
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I am having too much fun with this thread.

I can just hear the conversation.

John to Hookers: "I want to get f**ked tonight.

Hookers to John: "Ooookaaaayyyyyy"
 
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Man I just love a story with a happy ending!!!


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Well I would have never seen that coming... I guess because I wold never be in that part of the play.


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Thread title sounds like the caption under a far side cartoon.
 
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Who gets settlements in cash?

An insurance company surely isn't sending an adjuster out with a manilla envelope with cash in it...


Ed McMahon with a yuuuuge cardboard check ...


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Silly man. Everyone know that you have to be a millionaire to have two chicks at once.


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I know that we are not supposed to comment on people's appearance, but looking at the photos of the hookers, I would not have spent my money there, even if I were inclined to pay for a rental unit.


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More evidence to support my theory that you must have the IQ of a vegetable to have any hope of winning settlements and lotteries.


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Silly man. Everyone know that you have to be a millionaire to have two chicks at once.



Does a million dollars fit in a suitcase?
 
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Does a million dollars fit in a suitcase?



Yes.


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Silly man. Everyone know that you have to be a millionaire to have two chicks at once.




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