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Man finds out celebrating $96K settlement with hookers was a bad idea

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March 23, 2018, 02:24 PM
Sigmanic
Man finds out celebrating $96K settlement with hookers was a bad idea
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Originally posted by SPWAMike0317:
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Originally posted by straightshooter01:
The only thing that I found surprising in this article was that the pimps drove off in a "minivan". WTF is the world coming to?


Practical Pimps?




Stolen van.
March 23, 2018, 03:33 PM
Sunset_Va
I highly suspect now, his family will still get to move.

Only he won't be with them.


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March 23, 2018, 04:33 PM
trapper189
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Originally posted by Sigmanic:
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Originally posted by SPWAMike0317:
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Originally posted by straightshooter01:
The only thing that I found surprising in this article was that the pimps drove off in a "minivan". WTF is the world coming to?


Practical Pimps?




Stolen van.


Who steals a mini-van? Wannabe soccer mom thugs?
March 23, 2018, 05:05 PM
Sigmanic
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Originally posted by trapper189:
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Originally posted by Sigmanic:
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Originally posted by SPWAMike0317:
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Originally posted by straightshooter01:
The only thing that I found surprising in this article was that the pimps drove off in a "minivan". WTF is the world coming to?


Practical Pimps?




Stolen van.


Who steals a mini-van? Wannabe soccer mom thugs?




Worthless, tasteless, drug-infested dregs of society that lift anything they can get their hands on. Eek

Truthfully, I don't know how they acquired their van, I'm just throwing out my reasoned hypothesis. Maybe they just drive around a mini-van because it's low key, gets decent mileage and works well to haul around their ho's.
March 23, 2018, 05:11 PM
straightshooter01
I am having too much fun with this thread.

I can just hear the conversation.

John to Hookers: "I want to get f**ked tonight.

Hookers to John: "Ooookaaaayyyyyy"
March 23, 2018, 05:16 PM
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March 23, 2018, 05:58 PM
bubbatime
Man I just love a story with a happy ending!!!


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March 23, 2018, 07:43 PM
EasyFire
Well I would have never seen that coming... I guess because I wold never be in that part of the play.


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March 23, 2018, 09:34 PM
MRBTX
Thread title sounds like the caption under a far side cartoon.
March 23, 2018, 11:15 PM
RichardC
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Originally posted by Aeteocles:
Who gets settlements in cash?

An insurance company surely isn't sending an adjuster out with a manilla envelope with cash in it...


Ed McMahon with a yuuuuge cardboard check ...


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March 24, 2018, 07:35 AM
OneWheelDrive
Silly man. Everyone know that you have to be a millionaire to have two chicks at once.


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March 24, 2018, 08:51 AM
V-Tail
I know that we are not supposed to comment on people's appearance, but looking at the photos of the hookers, I would not have spent my money there, even if I were inclined to pay for a rental unit.



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March 24, 2018, 09:21 AM
sigspecops
More evidence to support my theory that you must have the IQ of a vegetable to have any hope of winning settlements and lotteries.


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March 24, 2018, 09:34 AM
StayFrosty
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Originally posted by OneWheelDrive:
Silly man. Everyone know that you have to be a millionaire to have two chicks at once.



Does a million dollars fit in a suitcase?
March 24, 2018, 09:48 AM
a1abdj
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Does a million dollars fit in a suitcase?



Yes.


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March 24, 2018, 09:53 AM
Floyd D. Barber
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Originally posted by OneWheelDrive:
Silly man. Everyone know that you have to be a millionaire to have two chicks at once.





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