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Bartender: What'll you have? Seal: Anything but a Canadian Club.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
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| I kept a toy plush baby seal in my training bag when teaching baton. It was awarded to the most aggressive/effective striker in the class.
I don't think I could get away with that today. |
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| quote: Originally posted by Wishbone:
I thought you were going to say you blew a seal.
Nah, It's only ice cream. |
| | | Posts: 3573 | Location: Boardman, Oregon | Registered: September 19, 2007 |
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| I walked over to a place called "The Oyster Bar", a real dive
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| quote: Originally posted by Aglifter:
Kid cop, that’s the kind of thing which always made lawyers see dollar signs...
Think the sentence needs a little restructuring, "Lawyer's always see dollar signs" 
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 |
| | | Posts: 3811 | Location: Wichita, Kansas | Registered: March 27, 2011 |
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