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A baby seal walks into a bar...
April 06, 2021, 08:35 AM
Jim ShugartA baby seal walks into a bar...
Bartender: What'll you have?
Seal: Anything but a Canadian Club.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
April 06, 2021, 08:44 AM
kidcopI kept a toy plush baby seal in my training bag when teaching baton. It was awarded to the most aggressive/effective striker in the class.
I don't think I could get away with that today.
April 06, 2021, 09:11 AM
WishboneI thought you were going to say you blew a seal.
April 06, 2021, 09:20 AM
SigfestLeave his personal life out of this.
April 06, 2021, 09:20 AM
lizardman_uquote:
Originally posted by Wishbone:
I thought you were going to say you blew a seal.
Nah, It's only ice cream.
April 06, 2021, 09:28 AM
RichardCI walked over to a place called "The Oyster Bar", a real dive
April 06, 2021, 09:42 AM
Sig2340"Peekaboo"
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
April 06, 2021, 02:21 PM
AglifterKid cop, that’s the kind of thing which always made lawyers see dollar signs...
BS-3595-C401. In Theory, this will be the "seal" verifying that I am an attorney, and when I was licensed/the authority was last contacted, and confirmed it to be active.
April 06, 2021, 10:30 PM
Sailor1911quote:
Originally posted by Aglifter:
Kid cop, that’s the kind of thing which always made lawyers see dollar signs...
Think the sentence needs a little restructuring, "Lawyer's always see dollar signs"
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016