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parabellum
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posted January 18, 2024 07:50 PM
You've got to work on following instructions better

https://twitter.com/danielmarv.../1747693549733249070

 
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12131
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posted January 18, 2024 07:51 PMHide Post
I agree with the WARNING. Eek


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cgode
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posted January 18, 2024 07:55 PMHide Post
Yes…..I should have followed the instructions! Eek


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TexasScrub
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Costanzaesque.


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posted January 18, 2024 08:01 PMHide Post
Well how do they advertise for that job?

Yeah Boss, I know, I never listen.


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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
 
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sigmonkey
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posted January 18, 2024 08:25 PMHide Post
sigmonkey did not open this thread.

Signed; sigmonkey's mother



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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newtoSig765
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posted January 18, 2024 08:42 PMHide Post
Like dark chocolate, I just couldn't resist.

Luckily, I saw where he was putting his hand, and paused the vid before I reached the Eek Eek Eek part!


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I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
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parabellum
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posted January 18, 2024 08:59 PMHide Post
Nine things you can hide inside elephant pussy:

  • Three AR-15 carbines with stocks extended and suppressors

  • Four cases of Bud Light

  • 236 cans of Campbell's Chunky Soup, any variety

  • Six basketballs, six footballs and thirteen baseballs

  • Hoffa, Jimmy (he's still alive, but he's really old so he's shrunk a lot)

  • Three five gallon buckets from Home Depot, lids included (if you nest them, you can fit twenty-six but you'll have to leave off the lids)

  • Two midgets, average height and weight

  • Automotive scissor jack, tire iron and a 15" spare tire

  • A baby elephant
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    xd45man
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    posted January 18, 2024 09:06 PMHide Post
    At least she keeps the weeds trimmed.


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    Skins2881
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    posted January 18, 2024 09:16 PMHide Post
    quote:
    Originally posted by parabellum:
    ....

  • A baby elephant


    • Big Grin


    Jesse

    Sic Semper Tyrannis
     
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    P220 Smudge
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    posted January 18, 2024 09:52 PMHide Post
    Fascinating.


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    phydough
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    posted January 18, 2024 10:17 PMHide Post
    Maybe I’m overthinking this, couldn’t he have used a larger Q-tip?
     
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    sigmonkey
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    posted January 18, 2024 10:44 PMHide Post


    "DO NOT FAIL US, PRIVATE JENKINS!!!"



    "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
     
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    BRL
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    posted January 18, 2024 11:18 PMHide Post
    That’s a long video Eek

    I had to keep watching I might find some deep meaning in the end.


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    dry-fly
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    posted January 18, 2024 11:59 PMHide Post
    That’s a big pussy


    "Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen...
     
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    Copefree
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    posted January 19, 2024 12:27 AMHide Post
    Lex the Impaler has met his match.


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    duke762
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    posted January 19, 2024 01:33 AMHide Post
    When I was 19 I could have wrecked that....
     
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    IndianaMike
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    posted January 19, 2024 03:20 AMHide Post
    cant un see that
     
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    Brother
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    posted January 19, 2024 05:42 AMHide Post
    After watching that video, and reading the comments above, I will definitely NOT be opening this thread.
     
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    chbibc
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    posted January 19, 2024 07:43 AMHide Post
    The thread opened itself, much like that elephant's peach.


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    smlsig
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    posted January 19, 2024 07:47 AMHide Post
    Damn! I need to follow directions better…


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