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January 18, 2024, 07:50 PM
parabellum
WARNING!! Do NOT open this thread!
You've got to work on following instructions better

https://twitter.com/danielmarv.../1747693549733249070


January 18, 2024, 07:51 PM
12131
I agree with the WARNING. Eek


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January 18, 2024, 07:55 PM
cgode
Yes…..I should have followed the instructions! Eek


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Those who trade liberty for security have neither
January 18, 2024, 08:01 PM
TexasScrub
Well how do they advertise for that job?

Yeah Boss, I know, I never listen.


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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
January 18, 2024, 08:25 PM
sigmonkey
sigmonkey did not open this thread.

Signed; sigmonkey's mother



"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
January 18, 2024, 08:42 PM
newtoSig765
Like dark chocolate, I just couldn't resist.

Luckily, I saw where he was putting his hand, and paused the vid before I reached the Eek Eek Eek part!


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
January 18, 2024, 08:59 PM
parabellum
Nine things you can hide inside elephant pussy:

  • Three AR-15 carbines with stocks extended and suppressors

  • Four cases of Bud Light

  • 236 cans of Campbell's Chunky Soup, any variety

  • Six basketballs, six footballs and thirteen baseballs

  • Hoffa, Jimmy (he's still alive, but he's really old so he's shrunk a lot)

  • Three five gallon buckets from Home Depot, lids included (if you nest them, you can fit twenty-six but you'll have to leave off the lids)

  • Two midgets, average height and weight

  • Automotive scissor jack, tire iron and a 15" spare tire

  • A baby elephant
    • January 18, 2024, 09:06 PM
    xd45man
    At least she keeps the weeds trimmed.


    Beagle lives matter.
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    January 18, 2024, 09:16 PM
    Skins2881
    quote:
    Originally posted by parabellum:
    ....

  • A baby elephant


    • Big Grin


    Jesse

    Sic Semper Tyrannis
    January 18, 2024, 09:52 PM
    P220 Smudge
    Fascinating.


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    Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
    January 18, 2024, 10:17 PM
    phydough
    Maybe I’m overthinking this, couldn’t he have used a larger Q-tip?
    January 18, 2024, 10:44 PM
    sigmonkey


    "DO NOT FAIL US, PRIVATE JENKINS!!!"



    "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
    January 18, 2024, 11:18 PM
    BRL
    That’s a long video Eek

    I had to keep watching I might find some deep meaning in the end.


    I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears.

    January 18, 2024, 11:59 PM
    dry-fly
    That’s a big pussy


    "Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen...
    January 19, 2024, 12:27 AM
    Copefree
    Lex the Impaler has met his match.


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    Mind. Over. Matter.
    January 19, 2024, 01:33 AM
    duke762
    When I was 19 I could have wrecked that....
    January 19, 2024, 03:20 AM
    IndianaMike
    cant un see that
    January 19, 2024, 05:42 AM
    Brother
    After watching that video, and reading the comments above, I will definitely NOT be opening this thread.
    January 19, 2024, 07:43 AM
    chbibc
    The thread opened itself, much like that elephant's peach.


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    You can't fall off the floor.
    January 19, 2024, 07:47 AM
    smlsig
    Damn! I need to follow directions better…


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    Eddie

    Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina