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An Alabama woman used a pot of hot grease to defend herself when her ex-boyfriend burglarized her home, authorities said.

The ex-boyfriend, 31-year-old Larondrick Macklin, is now held in the Morgan County jail with bail set at $300,000. Macklin is charged with two felonies: burglary and domestic violence, according to court records.

The situation happened this past Thursday at the woman’s home on Wimberly Drive in southwest Decatur. Police were called to investigate a domestic dispute. Macklin was at the scene suffering burns on his face, said Decatur police spokeswoman Emme Long.

An investigation revealed the ex-girlfriend threw a pot of grease on Macklin after he went into her apartment and brandished a pistol, according to court records.

After getting medical treatment, Macklin was taken to jail.

If convicted, he faces up to life in prison.


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that's awesome.

Bad choice of victim selection on his part.


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If convicted, he faces up to life in prison.

Hope that will happen. Because that woman's life is now in much greater danger, if he gets out.


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Jeez that’ll learn ya.


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theys all kinda grease, fried chicken grease, fried shrimp grease, fried tater grease, fried bacon grease........
 
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Dang, hope she saved the fried chicken!
 
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If convicted, he faces up to life in prison.

This seems high for assault with a deadly weapon or even attempted murder. Unless this ain't his first rodeo. (Which is very probable.)
 
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Jeez that’ll learn ya.


While I feel charitable at the moment, Let’s hope for his own sake it learnt him...if not, may as well happen again and again...
 
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theys all kinda grease, fried chicken grease, fried shrimp grease, fried tater grease, fried bacon grease........


That- that's about it.




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Will his crim moniker be Greaseface?


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that was pretty stupid to bring a gun to a grease fight
 
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He needs watching...

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That's going to hurt for a longggg time. Some of life's lessons should hurt, this being a case in point.

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