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Will his crim moniker be Greaseface?

I was thinking more like "Colonel Sanders" or "The Colonel" Or "The Notorious Fried Turkey"

Not quite the same thing, but over here in UK a few years back, a POS armed with a knife of some kind tried to rob a local fish and chip bar right in the middle of the evening rush. The fifteen-year-old daughter, helping cook, lofted a gallon pan of cooking oil, complete with sausages in batter, over his head. 'No f*cker comes into MY fish bar with a knife and threaten ME' she said. The BG was blinded in one eye and scarred for life, but she escaped any prosecution. It was the BG's 43rd court appearance for minor misdemeanours, and his last for twelve years.

NEVER piss off a gal with a gallon of boiling cooking fat in her hand, and the will to 'share it out'.

This Southern lady wasn't the first, nor will she be the last, that has used a pan of hot grease to "get her point across"!! Some males are just plain stupid!!

Ouch!! Burnt the black right off of him.

Back when I was a Firefighter we had a flood and a guy ran off in the creek. When we recovered his body his upper body and face were scared up. We found out his girlfriend had pored hot grease on him a few years before.

They say hot grits work good too. Must be a southern thing with the grits.

Wow! I hadn't hear this news story! I live basically "next door" to Decatur (takes me about 15 minutes max to get there), so you would have thought I'd be posting it here.

But as I've told my wife many times, SigForum is my primary source for "news", so I'll just keep coming here... thank-you very much!