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Charmingly unsophisticated |
But it's not the Mall of America now, is it? _______________________________ The artist formerly known as AllenInWV | |||
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| Live long and prosper  |
A special limited run of edible assless chaps is planned. Get your name on the list. Bacon or Veggie. 0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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| So let it be written, so let it be done...  |
There will be a Tactical Mall Ninja costume contest - you could win a Starbucks gift card with zero dollars on it! 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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Not only that but they will also need a cover sheet. | |||
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DeadHead |
We should be prepared to receive a message in 14 parts. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
A pending software mod will automatically detect clickbait titles and insert a Trojan (ribbed for your pleasure!) in the poster's posteri...uh...computer. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Live Slow, Die Whenever  |
Tampon angels will be distributed to all members with 10+ years in the forum. "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." - John Wayne in "The Shootist" | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
Didn't see it coming, but here is why. | |||
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goodheart |
If the arrow of time goes in two directions, then we are totally screwed. _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
A prerequisite for membership will require you to buy a Glock. | |||
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| Live long and prosper |
Cracked me up! For the win!!!!  0-0 "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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Member |
Cost of the platinum membership will double and benefits will be reduced by 25%. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Objectively Reasonable |
Sorry, I'm busy Smoking F***ing Dope and making "tampon angels." | |||
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Truth Seeker |
The true secret of the pancake on a bunny’s head was accidentally released. NRA Benefactor Life Member | |||
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It was a little unclear, something about .338 Lapua and Cheetos. -- I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. JALLEN 10/18/18 https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844 | |||
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| Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
Blank pages will be turned right side up. | |||
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| Why don’t you fix your little problem and light this candle  |
I heard that the timecube was being adopted as the official re-direct for all questions regarding conspiracy theories. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson | |||
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War Damn Eagle! |
The burrito is no longer an acceptable fornication medium - it will be replaced by tofu and kale lettuce wraps. Electric charging ports are an acceptable, alternative insertion location for members with electric cars. | |||
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| No More Mr. Nice Guy |
The home office has given forum management advance notice of a shrinkflation change to future production pistols. Future guns labelled 40 S&W will have 9mm barrels, and 9mm guns will be chambered for 9mm Short (aka .380auto). Your existing guns will continue to operate with the designated ammunition, but you will have to apply the corrections to any future guns. Forum members should buy up product currently in dealer stock! | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Yeah, but what about the search function? The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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