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September 25, 2022, 03:11 PM

AllenInAR

;) Sigforum Leaks, what can You tell? ;)

quote:
Originally posted by ArtieS:
Admittedly, it's a really big mall. You wouldn't believe what we have for security there. Tier One, I tell you. Tier. One.

But it's not the Mall of America now, is it?

September 25, 2022, 03:19 PM

0-0

A special limited run of edible assless chaps is planned. Get your name on the list.

Bacon or Veggie.

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September 25, 2022, 03:26 PM

Dzozer

There will be a Tactical Mall Ninja costume contest - you could win a Starbucks gift card with zero dollars on it!

September 25, 2022, 04:14 PM

Frenchy1004

quote:
Originally posted by WaterburyBob:
Ermageerrdd!!! So many changes.

Rumor has it the waiver will need to be notarized before it will be accepted.

Not only that but they will also need a cover sheet.

September 25, 2022, 04:19 PM

two-two-niner-romeo

We should be prepared to receive a message in 14 parts.

"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II

"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall

September 25, 2022, 04:54 PM

PHPaul

A pending software mod will automatically detect clickbait titles and insert a Trojan (ribbed for your pleasure!) in the poster's posteri...uh...computer.

September 25, 2022, 04:56 PM

medic451

Tampon angels will be distributed to all members with 10+ years in the forum.

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
- John Wayne in "The Shootist"

September 25, 2022, 05:03 PM

.38supersig

Didn't see it coming, but here is why.

September 25, 2022, 06:17 PM

sjtill

If the arrow of time goes in two directions, then we are totally screwed.

September 25, 2022, 06:20 PM

Patrick-SP2022

A prerequisite for membership will require you to buy a Glock.

September 25, 2022, 06:23 PM

0-0

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
OP is a troll...

Cracked me up! For the win!!!!

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September 25, 2022, 06:24 PM

Krazeehorse

Cost of the platinum membership will double and benefits will be reduced by 25%.

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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.

September 25, 2022, 06:33 PM

DennisM

Sorry, I'm busy Smoking F***ing Dope and making "tampon angels."

September 25, 2022, 06:34 PM

StorminNormin

The true secret of the pancake on a bunny’s head was accidentally released.

September 26, 2022, 08:41 AM

SigJacket

It was a little unclear, something about .338 Lapua and Cheetos.

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I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.

JALLEN 10/18/18
https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...610094844#7610094844

September 26, 2022, 09:16 AM

pbslinger

Blank pages will be turned right side up.

September 26, 2022, 09:24 AM

redstone

I heard that the timecube was being adopted as the official re-direct for all questions regarding conspiracy theories.

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Joshua Painter Played by Senator Fred Thompson

September 26, 2022, 09:25 AM

Snake207

The burrito is no longer an acceptable fornication medium - it will be replaced by tofu and kale lettuce wraps.
Electric charging ports are an acceptable, alternative insertion location for members with electric cars.

September 26, 2022, 09:35 AM

Fly-Sig

The home office has given forum management advance notice of a shrinkflation change to future production pistols.

Future guns labelled 40 S&W will have 9mm barrels, and 9mm guns will be chambered for 9mm Short (aka .380auto).

Your existing guns will continue to operate with the designated ammunition, but you will have to apply the corrections to any future guns.

Forum members should buy up product currently in dealer stock!