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Something wild
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One of my favorites but not exactly a mangled saying: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." Thank you Ms. "What fresh hell is this?" Parker...



"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"
 
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10mm is The
Boom of Doom
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When I was first married, my wife was upset that a colleague at work had been "lewd" to her. I recommended she discuss it with HR which she thought was unnecessary. It took a bit to unravel that she meant he had been "rude" to her.

L and R so difficult for native Japanese speakers.

Oh well. Cry me a liver.




The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People again must learn to work, instead of living on public assistance. ~ Cicero 55 BC

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Just because you can,
doesn't mean you should
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Another Yogi.....
That place has gotten so busy that nobody goes there anymore.


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