One of my favorites but not exactly a mangled saying: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." Thank you Ms. "What fresh hell is this?" Parker...

When I was first married, my wife was upset that a colleague at work had been "lewd" to her. I recommended she discuss it with HR which she thought was unnecessary. It took a bit to unravel that she meant he had been "rude" to her.

L and R so difficult for native Japanese speakers.

Oh well. Cry me a liver.

Another Yogi.....
That place has gotten so busy that nobody goes there anymore.