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posted October 10, 2018 10:27 AM
I have slept in haunted woods, houses, caves and none have bothered me. However, our robot vacuum is scaring me. It starts up randomly and seems to always seek me out. Right now it is upstairs pushing on the stairway door. The other day I could have sworn I left a door open only to find it shut when I bumped into it in the dark (yesterday afternoon I witnessed the beast closing a door). Seriously thinking about dressing up as a robotic vacuum for Halloween.
 
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posted October 10, 2018 11:07 AMHide Post
The Russians hacked it.



Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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OcCurt
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posted October 10, 2018 11:19 AMHide Post
Decepticon?

Shoot it. Just to be safe.
 
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Riley
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posted October 10, 2018 02:07 PMHide Post
Maximum Overdrive part 2?



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posted October 10, 2018 02:08 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by OcCurt:
Decepticon?

Shoot it. Just to be safe.


Make sure you use HE sabot rounds! Big Grin


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WildSig
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posted October 10, 2018 02:10 PMHide Post
Have you bathed recently? Razz
 
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posted October 10, 2018 02:10 PMHide Post
Skynet.



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RHINOWSO
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posted October 10, 2018 02:15 PMHide Post
Burn it.
 
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posted October 10, 2018 02:18 PMHide Post
Get a cat. They enjoy riding on them. The cat will keep you safe.


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posted October 10, 2018 02:24 PMHide Post
My robot vacuum is perfectly responsive to my commands. You need to exorcise yours


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posted October 10, 2018 03:04 PMHide Post
Just discovered I can control its habits via a Samsung App. I now have control of the beast.
 
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posted October 10, 2018 03:29 PMHide Post
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Just discovered I can control its habits via a Samsung App. I now have control of the beast.

Silly human. Samsung will now order the vacuum to kill you.
 
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posted October 10, 2018 05:04 PMHide Post
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Originally posted by Riley:
Maximum Overdrive part 2?


I was thinking Chopping Mall.


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posted October 10, 2018 10:49 PMHide Post
Watch the stairs. They always get you at the top of the stairs.


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