Ghosts, Haunted Places Do Not scare me, but my robot vacuum is possessed
I have slept in haunted woods, houses, caves and none have bothered me. However, our robot vacuum is scaring me. It starts up randomly and seems to always seek me out. Right now it is upstairs pushing on the stairway door. The other day I could have sworn I left a door open only to find it shut when I bumped into it in the dark (yesterday afternoon I witnessed the beast closing a door). Seriously thinking about dressing up as a robotic vacuum for Halloween.
October 10, 2018, 11:07 AM
PHPaul
The Russians hacked it.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
October 10, 2018, 11:19 AM
OcCurt
Decepticon?
Shoot it. Just to be safe.
October 10, 2018, 02:07 PM
Riley
Maximum Overdrive part 2?
Do not send me to a heaven where there are no dogs. Step Up or Stand Aside: Support the Troops ! Expectations are premeditated disappointments.
October 10, 2018, 02:08 PM
sig226fan
quote:
Originally posted by OcCurt: Decepticon?
Shoot it. Just to be safe.
Make sure you use HE sabot rounds!
It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest.
October 10, 2018, 02:10 PM
WildSig
Have you bathed recently?
October 10, 2018, 02:10 PM
jhe888
Skynet.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
October 10, 2018, 02:15 PM
RHINOWSO
Burn it.
October 10, 2018, 02:18 PM
YooperSigs
Get a cat. They enjoy riding on them. The cat will keep you safe.
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
October 10, 2018, 02:24 PM
italia
My robot vacuum is perfectly responsive to my commands. You need to exorcise yours
------------------------------------------------------ Though we choose between reality and madness It's either sadness or euphoria
October 10, 2018, 03:04 PM
Censored
Just discovered I can control its habits via a Samsung App. I now have control of the beast.
October 10, 2018, 03:29 PM
Ryanp225
quote:
Originally posted by Censored: Just discovered I can control its habits via a Samsung App. I now have control of the beast.
Silly human. Samsung will now order the vacuum to kill you.
October 10, 2018, 05:04 PM
7 Zark 7
quote:
Originally posted by Riley: Maximum Overdrive part 2?
I was thinking Chopping Mall.
So, what's your name, icy? "Stuntman Mike." Stuntman Mike's your name? "You ask anybody." Hey, Warren, who is this guy? "Stuntman Mike". And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? "He's a stuntman."
October 10, 2018, 10:49 PM
Doc H.
Watch the stairs. They always get you at the top of the stairs.
"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"
