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And how long before all beef must be "grass fed" only, and milk and dairy products must come from "contented" cows that are milked by hand instead of by a machine. (For you non-farm folks, only radical hippies living off the land milk cows by hand)
Not only hippies. There were those who could not afford machines.

My uncle had a small farm after he returned from POW camp in WW-2. It was his dream. His parents had escaped from Russia, where Jews were not allowed to be land owners.

During my adolescence I spent every summer and other school holidays on the farm. We milked by hand, twice a day. That was back in the late 1940s and early 1950s.



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They need to require a serial number on each piece of bacon so they know for sure where it is coming from.

Didn't they require new firearms to produce a serial number on bullets when it was fired? Or did that die.


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I bet there will be money to be made bootlegging the average(everywhere but Cali) grocery semi to Cali. for resale. Heck, people could run routes delivering the forbidden bacon.


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I am forming a bacon cartel now.

Who's in?
 
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Add bacon to the list of items I’ll stock up on as I pass through Reno on my way home from Utah.


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Not only bacon but now high performance computers....

No nice PCs for you!

They really are trying to become their own shitty country.




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I used to be amazed at the stupidity that came out of that place . I've gotten so used to it that I don't give it a second thought . SSDD .
 
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Just wait until CA says bacon in packages of no more than seven slices, and a ten day waiting period too. Wouldn't surprise me....
 
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Just wait until CA says bacon in packages of no more than seven slices, and a ten day waiting period too. Wouldn't surprise me....


No one needs more than 7 slices and that's obvious. No more of this high capacity bacon.
 
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Just wait until CA says bacon in packages of no more than seven slices, and a ten day waiting period too. Wouldn't surprise me....


No one needs more than 7 slices and that's obvious. No more of this high capacity bacon.

Well, one might be able to restrict themselves to a mere seven slices at one meal, but there are three meals a day normally, and that doesn’t even consider other members of the household! Big Grin
 
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Yea. But they can fix that too - only one purchase per 30 days via a CPL (ca pork licensed) dealer. Smile




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And of course, mail order bacon will be illegal.



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I see a future movie plot: two enterprising California folks travel to Des Moines, find an adventuresome truck driver and offer him the price of a new Kenworth and trailer if he can get a load of the real deal bacon to San Francisco in 29 hours....no, wait that one's been done.

ChuckWall's post prompted me. Smile
 
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Haul weed East and bacon and cigarettes West.


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Haul weed East and bacon and cigarettes West.
Ah, now I see it!!!

 
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I think it is going to be more like Blade Runner, though instead of an owl, it will be a pig:



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Bacon with protection

 
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Bacon may disappear in California as pig rules take effect

Let them eat kale. Wink
 
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Can California just be its own country separate from the United States of America?


Sir, it already IS.
 
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