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 ____________________________________________________________ Money may not buy happiness...but it will certainly buy a better brand of misery A man should acknowledge his losses just as gracefully as he celebrates his victories Remember, in politics it's not who you know...it's what you know about who you know | |||
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When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out. Chuck Norris doesn't need a bulletproof vest. The bullets will realize they are hopelessly outmatched and fall harmlessly to the ground. | |||
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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"There is no finish line. When you reach one goal, find a new one." -Chuck Norris ---------------------- Let's Go Brandon! | |||
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. | |||
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The Romans do as Chuck Norris does. | |||
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The reason they didn't find life on Mars was because Chuck Norris was already there. | |||
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Fire watches Chuck Norris prevention safety movies. | |||
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Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Situation awareness is defined as a continuous extraction of environmental information, integration of this information with previous knowledge to form a coherent mental picture in directing further perception and anticipating future events. Simply put, situational awareness mean knowing what is going on around you. | |||
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He DECIDES what time it is. ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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When he was born, Chuck Norris slapped the doctor. It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young --- Mark Twain Anyone who is not a liberal by age 20 has no heart; anyone who is not a conservative by age 40 has no brain---Winston Churchill | |||
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Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. Chuck Norris's blood type is AK47. | |||
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Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to an arm wrestling match. They agreed that the loser would have to wear his underwear over his pants-for the rest of his life. __________________________ | |||
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Friday saves Thursday from Chuck's wrath because it ran out of space for Norris jokes. Q | |||
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Chuck Norris doesn't need automatically-opening store doors - ALL doors open automatically for him. | |||
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