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When Chuck Norris goes to a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | ||
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A Grateful American |
 "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Before the boogie man goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Official Space Nerd |
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' favorite color is violet, because it sounds like violence. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher | |||
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When Chuck Norris has sex he’s always on top because Chuck Norris never fucks up. | |||
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My all-time favorite: ► 6.4/93.6 “Most men … can seldom accept the simplest and most obvious truth if it … would oblige them to admit the falsity of conclusions … which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabrics of their lives.” — Leo Tolstoy | |||
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| Shoulda Coulda Oughta Woulda |
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. | |||
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One time Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back. | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
 "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Sorry guys; my bad.This message has been edited. Last edited by: 229DAK, _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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| Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar  |
Why If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
{sigh} Class, can someone identify the probem with that post? | |||
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| Get Off My Lawn |
 "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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| Would you like a sandwich?  |
Alex I'll take "Injecting politics into a thread for 1,000" :-) | |||
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When you want to kill the boogeyman, you send John Wick. When you want to kill John Wick, you send Chuck Norris. "You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer") | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
well for one, Chuck Norris never checks under his bed.... | |||
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| So let it be written, so let it be done...  |
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris... 'veritas non verba magistri' | |||
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. When the Hulk gets really mad he becomes Chuck Norris. God Bless  "Always legally conceal carry. At the right place and time, one person can make a positive difference." | |||
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| Get Off My Lawn |
 "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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Still finding my way |
Chuck Norris can go #2.........while standing! | |||
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