When Chuck Norris goes to a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.
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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
September 05, 2019, 11:26 AM
sigmonkey
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
September 05, 2019, 11:53 AM
Krazeehorse
Before the boogie man goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
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Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you.
September 05, 2019, 11:57 AM
Hound Dog
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' favorite color is violet, because it sounds like violence.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher
September 05, 2019, 11:57 AM
limblessbiff
When Chuck Norris has sex he’s always on top because Chuck Norris never fucks up.
September 05, 2019, 12:37 PM
sigfreund
My all-time favorite:
► 6.0/94.0
I can tell at sight a Chassepot rifle from a javelin.
September 05, 2019, 12:56 PM
ss9961
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
September 05, 2019, 12:58 PM
saigonsmuggler
One time Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he went and got it back.
September 05, 2019, 01:10 PM
oddball
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
September 05, 2019, 01:12 PM
229DAK
quote:
Originally posted by Krazeehorse: Before the boogie man goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
Sorry guys; my bad.This message has been edited. Last edited by: 229DAK,
_________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902
September 05, 2019, 01:29 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Why
If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
September 05, 2019, 01:36 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by 229DAK: But before Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks under the bed for the Clintons.
{sigh}
Class, can someone identify the probem with that post?
September 05, 2019, 01:38 PM
oddball
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
September 05, 2019, 01:40 PM
Dreamerx4
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
quote:
Originally posted by 229DAK: But before Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks under the bed for the Clintons.
{sigh}
Class, can someone identify the probem with that post?
Alex I'll take "Injecting politics into a thread for 1,000"
:-)
September 05, 2019, 01:44 PM
Green Highlander
When you want to kill the boogeyman, you send John Wick. When you want to kill John Wick, you send Chuck Norris.
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
September 05, 2019, 01:48 PM
HRK
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
quote:
Originally posted by 229DAK: But before Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks under the bed for the Clintons.
{sigh}
Class, can someone identify the probem with that post?
well for one, Chuck Norris never checks under his bed....
September 05, 2019, 02:25 PM
Dzozer
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris...
'veritas non verba magistri'
September 05, 2019, 04:21 PM
VBVAGUY
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When the Hulk gets really mad he becomes Chuck Norris.
God Bless
"Always legally conceal carry. At the right place and time, one person can make a positive difference."
September 05, 2019, 04:27 PM
oddball
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
