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You want donuts right now. Drive on down to the local donut shop, Dunkin Donuts what have you and bring home a dozen of whatever you like glazed, jelly-filled chocolate-covered, old fashioned, etc. Flip open the lid of that box and it's like...like titties, man. Pick one up, it's heavy and moist and so tasty. Gotta have another. Icing with sprinkles. We'll eat that one next. You're welcome | ||
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Truth Seeker |
You are evil. I am trying to diet, but now I have not wanted a donut more than ever. Evil I tell you!  NRA Benefactor Life Member | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Title should be, "You will buy donuts". Q | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
You're making me want doughy titties...sweet doughy titties...it's almost 11:00 and the only place open is Walmart...you're evil  Edit...now I have to eat these with syrup poured over them 'cause I ain't driving t Walmart...evil...pure evil... (and you are so evil the pic is upside down...you are more evil than I first thought  )  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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 "Ninja kick the damn rabbit" | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Aw yeah... Blueberry cake donuts, son.  (Though I still prefer pancakes, when it comes to frivolous breakfast carbs.) | |||
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| Mired in the Fog of Lucidity |
I opened this thread when I just happened to be eating a cherry danish. I hadn't thought to compare it to titties - but it is! With butter! | |||
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| sick puppy |
i'm glad my wife won't see this thread. she's the biggest donut addict i know. ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Funny, I just ate two donuts from my favorite place just before I logged on and read this... Now I want more Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Are you kidding??? The Dunkin Donuts here are about 1/2 the size they used to be 10 years ago.......An English Muffin gives them a run for their money in size. | |||
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| Short. Fat. Bald. Costanzaesque.  |
On a side note, I always want donuts. ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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| No ethanol! |
Local grocery store near me makes donuts so damn good, I no longer crave Dunkin. Cured me of any other temptation. Cream filled are to die for, weigh twice as much as the chain stores. Too difficult to resist when there. sidebar - Shady Maple grocery and smorgasbord can attract visitors from all over. I have found it easy to view license plates from 4 states when in the parking lot on nice weekends. The restaurant is so good it is the busiest in all of PA, and we're out in the countryside. Mennonite country. ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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Cursed be he who moves my bones! |
They never taste as good as I remember from when I was a kid. Had Dunkin' when we were in Philly a couple of weeks ago. Not that great. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
The place around the corner from work does these raspberry twist things that the guys at work lovingly call "alien vaginas." They look bizarre but they're delicious. I know. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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Alien Vaginas, Little Titties......where do you guys find these bakeries? ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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Fonky Honky |
I would settle for a doughnut, but I'm more of an apple fritter type of guy. Titties with glitter are awesome too  _________________________________________ Dei. Familia. Patria. Victoria. Don't back up, don't back down. | |||
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| Master of one hand pistol shooting  |
MAPLE BARS! SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
OMG Para you're one sick dude!  Woke up and couldn't get back to sleep so I thought I'd peek around here. My mistake was opening this thread. Now all I can think of are French crullers, Bavarian cream filled, apple fritters, Boston cream filled, cinnamon crumb, glazed blueberry, and plain ol' glazed and powdered. Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Maple bars have always been my favorite. Chuck’s Donuts, Renton WA. abosolutely best maple bars ever. Instead of a glaze, the coating is more like a frosting. Chuck’s has spoiled me and I won’t eat any other maple bar. What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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Your spell has no effect on me... Your spell has no effect on me... Your spell has no effect on me... * Full disclosre...I don't have a sweet tooth; just a food tooth.  "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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