October 05, 2017, 09:45 PM
parabellumYou want donuts
You want donuts right now. Drive on down to the local donut shop, Dunkin Donuts what have you and bring home a dozen of whatever you like glazed, jelly-filled chocolate-covered, old fashioned, etc. Flip open the lid of that box and it's like...like
titties, man.
Pick one up, it's heavy and moist and so tasty. Gotta have another. Icing with sprinkles. We'll eat that one next.
You're welcome
October 05, 2017, 09:48 PM
StorminNorminYou are evil. I am trying to diet, but now I have not wanted a donut more than ever. Evil I tell you!

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12131Title should be, "You will buy donuts".

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October 05, 2017, 09:51 PM
BisleyblackhawkYou're making me want doughy titties...sweet doughy titties...it's almost 11:00 and the only place open is Walmart...you're evil

Edit...now I have to eat these with syrup poured over them 'cause I ain't driving t Walmart...evil...pure evil... (and you are so evil the pic is upside down...you are more evil than I first thought

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October 05, 2017, 09:55 PM
SevenPlusOne
"Ninja kick the damn rabbit" October 05, 2017, 10:53 PM
RogueJSKAw yeah... Blueberry cake donuts, son.
(Though I still prefer pancakes, when it comes to frivolous breakfast carbs.)
October 05, 2017, 11:02 PM
SigmanicI opened this thread when I just happened to be eating a cherry danish. I hadn't thought to compare it to titties - but it is! With butter!
October 05, 2017, 11:16 PM
PorterNi'm glad my wife won't see this thread. she's the biggest donut addict i know.
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October 05, 2017, 11:32 PM
Lord VaalicFunny, I just ate two donuts from my favorite place just before I logged on and read this...
Now I want more
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day October 05, 2017, 11:35 PM
jimmy123xAre you kidding??? The Dunkin Donuts here are about 1/2 the size they used to be 10 years ago.......An English Muffin gives them a run for their money in size.
October 05, 2017, 11:39 PM
TexasScrubOn a side note, I always want donuts.
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October 05, 2017, 11:43 PM
preten2bLocal grocery store near me makes donuts so damn good, I no longer crave Dunkin. Cured me of any other temptation. Cream filled are to die for, weigh twice as much as the chain stores. Too difficult to resist when there.
sidebar - Shady Maple grocery and smorgasbord can attract visitors from all over. I have found it easy to view license plates from 4 states when in the parking lot on nice weekends. The restaurant is so good it is the busiest in all of PA, and we're out in the countryside. Mennonite country.
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October 06, 2017, 12:39 AM
showproThey never taste as good as I remember from when I was a kid. Had Dunkin' when we were in Philly a couple of weeks ago. Not that great.
October 06, 2017, 01:11 AM
P220 SmudgeThe place around the corner from work does these raspberry twist things that the guys at work lovingly call "alien vaginas." They look bizarre but they're delicious.
I know.
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October 06, 2017, 01:28 AM
GWbikerAlien Vaginas, Little Titties......where do you guys find these bakeries?
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October 06, 2017, 01:36 AM
wildheartedson0105I would settle for a doughnut, but I'm more of an apple fritter type of guy.
Titties with glitter are awesome too

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October 06, 2017, 02:34 AM
Hamden106MAPLE BARS!
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October 06, 2017, 02:41 AM
bald1OMG Para you're one sick dude!

Woke up and couldn't get back to sleep so I thought I'd peek around here. My mistake was opening this thread. Now all I can think of are French crullers, Bavarian cream filled, apple fritters, Boston cream filled, cinnamon crumb, glazed blueberry, and plain ol' glazed and powdered. Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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October 06, 2017, 04:14 AM
911Bossquote:
Originally posted by Hamden106:
MAPLE BARS!
Maple bars have always been my favorite. Chuck’s Donuts, Renton WA. abosolutely best maple bars ever. Instead of a glaze, the coating is more like a frosting.
Chuck’s has spoiled me and I won’t eat any other maple bar.
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
October 06, 2017, 04:58 AM
erj_pilotYour spell has no effect on me...
Your spell has no effect on me...
Your spell has no effect on me...
* Full disclosre...I don't have a sweet tooth; just a food tooth.

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