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BOLO! Be sure to check out the aliases!

https://www.vadoc.virginia.gov...wanted/fugitive.shtm



It's also posted on the VA Dept of Corrections Facebook page. The comments are gold.
https://www.facebook.com/virgi...6561/?type=3&theater



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Wait, what?
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I’m not touching this thread with a 10 foot pole...




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$20 she's not Muslim.

At least her aliases do not include "tuna", or "fish."


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From Comment by one Dan McKenzie;

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A fugitive by the name of Cletorious,
Fled probation for actions notorious.
Her internet fame,
A result of her name,
Produced comments that were really quite glorious!



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HA!! Big Grin Big Grin



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Supervised probation?!?!

Ankle bracelet? Who is the dumb ass that figured that would prevent her from taking off?

How about if we actually turned our prisons into places of punishment? You know, like in the old days, chain gangs working along roads, etc.


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Isn't her nickname "Mulva"?

"Vagintina", perhaps?

"Labialicious"?

"Crusty Conduit"?

"Pier 69"?
 
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How about if we actually turned our prisons into places of punishment? You know, like in the old days, chain gangs working along roads, etc.



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Damn, Virginia list fugitives for a long time. This guy escaped VADOC in 1970!



Name: Thomas Brooks
D.O.B.: 8 August 48
Alias: None
Race: Black
Sex: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Ht: 5' 6", Wt: 148
Scars/Marks/Tattoos: None
Offense: First degree murder
Misc. Info: Thomas Brooks escaped from Nansemond Correctional Field Unit on August 24, 1970.
FBI Number: 487777F
FPC Number: AA57091214AA09091113





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I just went out in my front yard and hollered her name and aliases several times to see if she wanted to turn herself in. No response. Couple of my neighbors looked at me kind of odd, though.
 
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Was there a small boat missing too, perhaps?


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Deelorius!
 
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Black? Clearly she hails from ancient Rome.
 
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Probation Violation was the offense for most of the miscreants on that page. Why go to all the trouble of going after these creeps for merely violating probation. I mean that's like writing your name on the black board.

Could it be that the underlying crime for which they were convicted, perhaps, but not likely incarcerated and eventually for which said crime they jumped probation was global thermo nuclear war, genocide, aggravated murder, using the wrong pro-nouns at a probation meeting.

Probation violation males it sound like an accounting error, she just took too long delivering blankets to the poor because the man took away her shim to get a ride.
It's my understanding that the PV is what shows up on a cops screen when he is unlucky enough to run into this...person, so he doesn't know what he's getting himself in for.

But I suppose it's OK because feelz & shit.


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My lady friend opined that she’ll either turn herself in or a female LEO will find her as a man isn’t capable of finding her. Took me a second to catch the joke.



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My lady friend opined that she’ll either turn herself in or a female LEO will find her as a man isn’t capable of finding her. Took me a second to catch the joke.


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Cletorious is on the loose, there ain't no man safe!!



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Originally posted by tatortodd:
My lady friend opined that she’ll either turn herself in or a female LEO will find her as a man isn’t capable of finding her. Took me a second to catch the joke.


Perhaps they will pretend to look for her and she will fake being found?


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She is described as sometimes appearing as a man in a boat.




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BOLO! Be sure to check out the aliases!


Onion??? Does she make people cry?
 
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