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I cry at the thought of having to strip search her.
 
Posts: 17335 | Location: Lexington, KY | Registered: October 15, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Told cops where to go for over 29 years…
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Direct link to the FB post...

https://www.facebook.com/28378...sts/982490161946561/

The comments are comedy gold...

“We finally have a picture! Saddle up, boys, we know what we are looking for now!“

“I think I know where she’s at, I just can’t put my finger on it....”

“Me: Found her
Her: No you didn’t
Me: Found her
Her: No you didn’t
Me: Found her
Her: No you didn’t
Me: Found her
Her: No you didn’t
Me: I give up”


“Be careful when dealing with her...one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.”

“It’s pronounced “Susan”.”

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What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


 
Posts: 11463 | Location: Western WA state for just a few more years... | Registered: February 17, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Mensch
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Originally posted by Fredward:
I cry at the thought of having to strip search her.



That's the onions...


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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
 
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Too old to run,
too mean to quit!
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Originally posted by parabellum:
Isn't her nickname "Mulva"?

"Vagintina", perhaps?

"Labialicious"?

"Crusty Conduit"?

"Pier 69"?


Please! I nearly strangled on my coffee reading this! Anyway, thanks for the belly laugh, Para.


Elk

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FBHO!!!



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The 2nd guarantees the 1st
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A friend of mine had a daughter that was a nurse in the ob wards. She said when a lot of those women come in and have no clue what to name their babies the interns suggest these kind of names knowing they have no idea what they mean. *s*



"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
 
Posts: 1921 | Location: York County, VA | Registered: August 25, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Bunch of savages
in this town
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5'4", 230lbs.

Is round a shape?


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I apologize now...
 
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Reminds me of the old Vaginitis Jones joke.
 
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