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Virginia Dept of Corrections Fugitive alert - Cletorious Aretha Fry
January 17, 2019, 03:10 PM
BamaJeepsterVirginia Dept of Corrections Fugitive alert - Cletorious Aretha Fry
BOLO! Be sure to check out the aliases!
https://www.vadoc.virginia.gov...wanted/fugitive.shtm
It's also posted on the VA Dept of Corrections Facebook page. The comments are gold.
https://www.facebook.com/virgi...6561/?type=3&theater
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams January 17, 2019, 03:12 PM
gearhoundsI’m not touching this thread with a 10 foot pole...
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craigcpa$20 she's not Muslim.
At least her aliases do not include "tuna", or "fish."
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Just my 2¢
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January 17, 2019, 03:22 PM
ArtieSFrom Comment by one Dan McKenzie;
quote:
A fugitive by the name of Cletorious,
Fled probation for actions notorious.
Her internet fame,
A result of her name,
Produced comments that were really quite glorious!
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
January 17, 2019, 03:22 PM
CliffHA!!
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January 17, 2019, 03:37 PM
Elk HunterSupervised probation?!?!
Ankle bracelet? Who is the dumb ass that figured that would prevent her from taking off?
How about if we actually turned our prisons into places of punishment? You know, like in the old days, chain gangs working along roads, etc.
Elk
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FBHO!!!
The Idaho Elk Hunter
January 17, 2019, 03:40 PM
parabellumIsn't her nickname "Mulva"?
"Vagintina", perhaps?
"Labialicious"?
"Crusty Conduit"?
"Pier 69"?
January 17, 2019, 03:55 PM
HRKquote:
How about if we actually turned our prisons into places of punishment? You know, like in the old days, chain gangs working along roads, etc.
Need a drink of water Boss!
January 17, 2019, 04:35 PM
Sig2340Damn, Virginia list fugitives for a long time. This guy escaped VADOC in 1970!
Name: Thomas Brooks
D.O.B.: 8 August 48
Alias: None
Race: Black
Sex: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Ht: 5' 6", Wt: 148
Scars/Marks/Tattoos: None
Offense: First degree murder
Misc. Info: Thomas Brooks escaped from Nansemond Correctional Field Unit
on August 24, 1970.
FBI Number: 487777F
FPC Number: AA57091214AA09091113
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
January 17, 2019, 04:57 PM
arfmelI just went out in my front yard and hollered her name and aliases several times to see if she wanted to turn herself in. No response. Couple of my neighbors looked at me kind of odd, though.
January 17, 2019, 05:03 PM
TXJIMWas there a small boat missing too, perhaps?
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January 17, 2019, 05:14 PM
hjs157Deelorius!
January 17, 2019, 05:22 PM
Ryanp225Black? Clearly she hails from ancient Rome.
January 17, 2019, 05:23 PM
AllenInAR
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January 17, 2019, 05:26 PM
wishfull thinkerProbation Violation was the offense for most of the miscreants on that page. Why go to all the trouble of going after these creeps for merely violating probation. I mean that's like writing your name on the black board.
Could it be that the underlying crime for which they were convicted, perhaps, but not likely incarcerated and eventually for which said crime they jumped probation was global thermo nuclear war, genocide, aggravated murder, using the wrong pro-nouns at a probation meeting.
Probation violation males it sound like an accounting error, she just took too long delivering blankets to the poor because the man took away her shim to get a ride.
It's my understanding that the PV is what shows up on a cops screen when he is unlucky enough to run into this...person, so he doesn't know what he's getting himself in for.
But I suppose it's OK because feelz & shit.
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January 17, 2019, 06:38 PM
tatortoddMy lady friend opined that she’ll either turn herself in or a female LEO will find her as a man isn’t capable of finding her. Took me a second to catch the joke.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. January 17, 2019, 06:50 PM
BamaJeepsterquote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
My lady friend opined that she’ll either turn herself in or a female LEO will find her as a man isn’t capable of finding her. Took me a second to catch the joke.
Cletorious is on the loose, there ain't no man safe!!
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
- John Adams January 17, 2019, 07:25 PM
TXJIMquote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
My lady friend opined that she’ll either turn herself in or a female LEO will find her as a man isn’t capable of finding her. Took me a second to catch the joke.
Perhaps they will pretend to look for her and she will fake being found?
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January 17, 2019, 08:12 PM
sigmonkeyShe is described as sometimes appearing as a man in a boat.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! January 17, 2019, 11:28 PM
Sgt Neutronquote:
Originally posted by BamaJeepster:
BOLO! Be sure to check out the aliases!
Onion??? Does she make people cry?