New Christmas Carols for the Psychiatricaly Challenged...

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Reminds me I need to listen to Tom Lehrer's "A Christmas Carol" again . . . .
https://www.google.com/search?...hrer+christmas+carol

flashguy

Who is that guy Chet? And WHY is he roasting his nuts over an open fire?

Y'all are just pissed, cuz the voices only talk to me!

I always thought that Deck the Halls was a pretty violent song

The Halls were my next door neighbors, and they weren't bad enough to make me want to hit them

Only 141 days till Christmas!

I was in Hobby Lobby a couple days ago and they already have Christmas decorations out.